United Thread - 2021/22

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I dropped my daughter off at work in the Trafford centre at 9.30am and there were a number of red shirts already milling about.
There are times I wish I could revert back to the football hooligan days and today is one. How I'd love to wreak havoc amongst those fucking morons and watch them scatter, their Ronaldo 7 shirts disappearing into the distance as they shrieked in fear.
 
Didn’t realise how desperate United fans are to try and see the game


Very intelligent animals Pigs, 3rd behind Apes then Dolphins.

So even the Pigs are fuckin sick of this Ronaldo shite and are trying to delay the match.
And not one of them wearing a Norwich scarf as part of the protest (far too intelligent to fall for that bullshit)

Joking apart I'd like to wish Ronaldo a successful 2nd debut (actually when was that ever a thing, 2nd debut, fuckinell)

Good luck, break a fuckin leg :-)
 
Very intelligent animals Pigs, 3rd behind Apes then Dolphins.

So even the Pigs are fuckin sick of this Ronaldo shite and are trying to delay the match.
And not one of them wearing a Norwich scarf as part of the protest (far too intelligent to fall for that bullshit)

Joking apart I'd like to wish Ronaldo a successful 2nd debut (actually when was that ever a thing, 2nd debut, fuckinell)

Good luck, break a fuckin leg :-)
Trying to delay the match? Pigs have more intelligence than that, their objective is a postponement…to the match and the media coverage. Why didn’t I think of that?…:)
 
He's gonna score eventually. The wankfest will happen. Best course for it is just be better and let them have their media hype
 
Just think how difference things would be right now if he had (as he very nearly did) join us instead. It would be a complete antithesis of the current situation, where there is excitement there would be anger, where is annoyance there would be bemusement. Just thinking about that is entertainment enough, not that I wanted here anywhere, but it would have been funny. A bit like Adebayor against Arsenal.
 
Sky already doing live reports from the swamp at 10:00 am!! Lots of Muppets already milling about in replica shirts
Driving back along the A56 past the swamp and passed a family ( Mum, Dad , two boys ) head to toe full kit wanker . Rolando of course . Nearly crashed due to laughing hysterically
 
Trying to delay the match? Pigs have more intelligence than that, their objective is a postponement…to the match and the media coverage. Why didn’t I think of that?…:)
Postponing the match would be the Rags trick, so the whole charade can start again but live on friggen Sky.
 
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