United Thread - 2021/22

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He’s definitely playing just seen him boarding the coach
 

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You know he will get a hat trick just let it be, if he so wanted to sign for them, why didn’t they offer the same deal, no transfer fee and the same wages? They got rinsed and are in full denial, sure he’s added loads to the stock market money, but the Glazers will only benefit, they sell out (allegedly) so won’t make anymore on attendances, shirt sale, yep they get a percentage but they’ll need that to pay his wages. Ibrahimovich, Cavanai, Ronaldo there’s a theme here, old players get a last big pay day and they are too blind to see it.
 
Steve Bruce has been done so many times by the scum he doesnt even bother with lube anymore! I expect a nice case or two of good wine wrapped in a red bow with a nice bundle of 50s tucked in there will ease the pain Allegedly.
 
Blue Maverick said:
You know he will get a hat trick just let it be, if he so wanted to sign for them, why didn’t they offer the same deal, no transfer fee and the same wages? They got rinsed and are in full denial, sure he’s added loads to the stock market money, but the Glazers will only benefit, they sell out (allegedly) so won’t make anymore on attendances, shirt sale, yep they get a percentage but they’ll need that to pay his wages. Ibrahimovich, Cavanai, Ronaldo there’s a theme here, old players get a last big pay day and they are too blind to see it.
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^ the truth but one the media dont want to narrate as it doesnt generate clicks
 
I keep seeing references to the Ole being in charge at the swamp, don't they realise there is a new partnership at the helm: 'The Pisscan and Ronaldo?
Because believe me it will be these two that picks the team and decides the tactic (yep, singular). Other clubs may play a 4-4-2 formation, or a variant on it: others still will go 5 across the back, each club will set out the tactics that are best suited to their players' strengths, which is why from now on the rags tactics will be 'pass it to Ronaldo'.
 
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lonestay said:
Steve Bruce has been done so many times by the scum he doesnt even bother with lube anymore! I expect a nice case or two of good wine wrapped in a red bow with a nice bundle of 50s tucked in there will ease the pain Allegedly.
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Ronaldo to come on around 60 mins with utd 3 up after Newcastle have been shafted with decisions - Bruce will no doubt still stand up to shake fake ronaldo's hand
 
lonestay said:
Steve Bruce has been done so many times by the scum he doesnt even bother with lube anymore! I expect a nice case or two of good wine wrapped in a red bow with a nice bundle of 50s tucked in there will ease the pain Allegedly.
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Bruce's visits to Old Scrofula have never been painful, He's always left The Swamp with the biggest fuckin' grin of the weekend.
 
Spanishbob said:
There was a time where I was bullied at school by rags and even went has far has the pile of pennies hosted by city players at the beech tree in cheadle (I think I was a very small boy then in the early sixties) and their was only five of us outside the pub waiting for a bit of glamour and the whole estate said u city fans have have to stand in the corner of the car park cos we are United. God I fucking hate them bastards the older I get. But remember this we helped that shithouse of a club out after the war. Unfortunately their cockney Johnny reds don’t see it that way. Love United hate Manchester shit.
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It's their turn to suck it up now and they don't like it.
Just smile and turn your back.
You've got to laugh, they're spending fortunes in a vain attempt to buy the league.

LCHU.
 
ninjamonkey said:
Back page of one of the chip papers
"solskjaer taunts City: they must be crazy to think Ronaldo would sign for them"

Does nobody want to tell him it was his agent with Ronaldos permission that approached us not the other way around?

Even the raggiest of rags knows this and have been relatively quiet and coy about it. This is one of those situations where your mate is making an absolute tit of himself publicly and you slowly back off to disassociate yourself from them. What a plonker.

Can't wait for their first on pitch fallout when Ronaldo throws a hissy fit at playing the kind of football relegation threatened sides play, directs it towards pogba who's upset his haircut isn't getting enough attention and rat boy penaldes throws a tantrum because he doesn't get penalties anymore and you've got the bus driver smiling to himself as its all unfolding infront of him. Its going to be magical.
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Should we start referring to him as Rodney (or Dave)?
;-)
 
Perfect team Newcastle for the rags wankfest to continue for another week at least. Probably 6-0 minimum with the prancing preening Messiah to come on and score a hat trick. This means a total media blackout for anyone not rag associated.

Please bar codes can you for once show some bollocks at the swamp and upset the applecart?? Oh and Shelvey......you have one job to do today.....you know what it is, don't fail
 
Listened to the 5 Live European Football show the other night.
Made clear how that lot turned City‘s not getting the deal over the line into a spin-fest and media wank-fest.
Also Juventus has been trying to get rid for two years, massive wages not justified.
 
Only 12 articles on Ronaldo on the BBC sports page this morning. Heads are going to roll at bbc/rag central.
 
paulchapo said:
Sky already doing live reports from the swamp at 10:00 am!! Lots of Muppets already milling about in replica shirts
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I dropped my daughter off at work in the Trafford centre at 9.30am and there were a number of red shirts already milling about.
 
City Hobgoblin said:
Listened to the 5 Live European Football show the other night.
Made clear how that lot turned City‘s not getting the deal over the line into a spin-fest and media wank-fest.
Also Juventus has been trying to get rid for two years, massive wages not justified.
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We're we ever really in the running for him. Those wages are just ridiculous.
 
paulchapo said:
Sky already doing live reports from the swamp at 10:00 am!! Lots of Muppets already milling about in replica shirts
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Not much chance of any interesting news about football today in view of the 2nd coming of Christ at the swamp with reporters interviewing the millions of replica shirt wearing disciples making the pilgrimage to witness their returning deity .

A more sickening exercise in over the top fawning you will struggle to witness.
 
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