United Thread - 2021/22

[swinton blue]

His PR are DESPERATE to keep him relevant. Maybe he should just learn to shut the f*ck up?

Think your right here
Bet him and this tennis player will be the next celeb couple

 

[crazyg]

Rumor is Martin Edward’s chucked him a years supply of meat. There’s a cargo plane flying it to Newcastle now for the fat cnut

The Antonov 225?

 

[manimanc]

Just to add to the wanker thread.
Today I went to watch my lad play football. Three Parents from the other team stood about 5 yards further down. Three utd fans. Three wankers with loud voices.
Three wankers wanking about PR7 and how glorious his second goal was. Three red gobshites saying he has 350m twitter followers and how they have 600m fans following them ( they actually said that).

I started walking off and my Mrs said where you going, I responded loudly that my ears are bleeding.
The Three of them looked at me.

Fuck them.

 

[ancoats]

That wasn't me taking the piss by the way, you just know there is something missing when you listen to him and see how he reacts to things.

hahaha lee he is part of my family through my daughter marriage to his brother
he is harmless but a true nutter

 

[manimanc]

hahaha lee he is part of my family through my daughter marriage to his brother
he is harmless but a true nutter

Are you on about Andy Tate?
Fuck me you poor **** Ste.

 

[ancoats]

Are you on about Andy Tate?
Fuck me you poor **** Ste.

yep lee

his brother is ok its just him (andy tate)

 

[manchester blue]

Seeing a lot of Sancho criticism. Ordinary and predictable being used a lot.

Have we done it again?

 

[oldhamblue]

Seeing a lot of Sancho criticism. Ordinary and predictable being used a lot.

Have we done it again?

Hes a shit Dan James

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Seeing a lot of Sancho criticism. Ordinary and predictable being used a lot.

Have we done it again?

Seems to happen to a lot of Rag's signings. That club is rottern to the core.

 

[Vienna_70]

Hes a shit Dan James

He must be crap, then!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Anyone know why United play at 12.30 on Saturday 25th vs Villa at the same time we play Chelsea away? They're no on tv. Is something else happening in Manchester that weekend?

Think it's the Manchester version of the great north run that weekend, could be something to do with that but I think it's on the Sunday....maybe they need to put cones out?

 

[Indaparkside]

Fucking state of that clown ha!

What a fucking tool

 

[Blue Mist]

Haven't the red dippers claimed her yet?

There sharing her, one month on one month off.

 

[oldhamblue]

I was a passenger in my daughters car on Thursday and I wound the window down to shout "you fucking rag twat" at some imbecile wearing a united top. She said "Jesus dad, I used to cringe when you shouted it out of the window, driving us to school. Cant believe you still do it twenty years later"

 

[Toney’s bookie]

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Can’t stand this guy me. ‘Rivalry aside’ why do people have to say that. Fucking bad gimps. Just say get well soon or shut up.

WTF is that logo

Let him, Pogba and ‘JLingz’ concentrate on their brands whilst Bernie etc concentrate on their football and winning trophies

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

Hate the way Solksjaer says “the boy”
Just trying to be like Fergie

 

[Blootoof]

"Knock knock"
"Whose there?"
"united"
"Fuck off!"

 

[wolviedinho]

Hate the way Solksjaer says “the boy”
Just trying to be like Fergie

I’m amazed he has managed to stop sucking fergie’s cock long enough to say anything.

Fucking imbecile!

 

[BTH]

Anyone know why United play at 12.30 on Saturday 25th vs Villa at the same time we play Chelsea away? They're no on tv. Is something else happening in Manchester that weekend?

They need to get off early. They're shovelling shit on the Isle of Capri later on.

 

[yeseye]

WTF is that logo

Let him, Pogba and ‘JLingz’ concentrate on their brands whilst Bernie etc concentrate on their football and winning trophies

Looks like the coat hanger the neighbour used to have on his cortina as an Ariel .
Pretentious fucking nonsense!