United Thread - 2021/22

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The Cristiano Ronaldo Team Thread…?

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Champions over the weekend, not a Norwich scarf in sight…... Zebra pants on tonight. This belter from Sad Cafe

It's like Groundhog Day. New season, same shit shower of a performance. Glazers the F out. I've never been Ole out but he isn't improving. He isn't evolving. He isn't adapting. Legend as player. Clueless, befuddled and cowardly as a coach. Something's got to change. Immediately.

enjoy your evening fellow blues

 

[its grim up north]

shaw, Fernandes, Ronaldo, maguire, pogpa in my opinion. That’s half a team. Don’t kid yourself they are a very good squad and we are playing without a number 9.

Oh dear!

 

[hgblue]

I put together what I hope is a thought provoking analysis of United's performance tonight as follows:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, fucking shite.

 

[kun]

You know you are shite when you are lucky to lose 2-1 to Young Boys.

Ronaldo or not these are still a country mile off the top 3 (City, Chelsea, Pool).

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Might post on the Caf praising Ole despite how shit he is

 

[Vienna_70]

Pig ginger looked suicidal on BT just now.

 

[Magicpole]

How unfortunate. Never mind.

 

[WestGorton]

Manchester is now really buzzing. Fuck off chuckle.

 

[kun]

shaw, Fernandes, Ronaldo, maguire, pogpa in my opinion. That’s half a team. Don’t kid yourself they are a very good squad and we are playing without a number 9.

Shaw - Yeah, fair.
Ronaldo - Also fair.
Fernandes - Probably.
Maguire - Nope. Dias, Laporte and Stones are all better.
Pogba - You're kidding me right? If Fernandes makes the team, then Pogba is ahead of who? KdB? Ludicrous.

 

[WestGorton]

Shaw - Yeah, fair.
Ronaldo - Also fair.
Fernandes - Probably.
Maguire - Nope. Dias, Laporte and Stones are all better.
Pogba - You're kidding me right? If Fernandes makes the team, then Pogba is ahead of who? KdB? Ludicrous.

Only Ronaldo gets in our team.

 

[Northblue]

Champions over the weekend, not a Norwich scarf in sight…... Zebra pants on tonight. This belter from Sad Cafe

It's like Groundhog Day. New season, same shit shower of a performance. Glazers the F out. I've never been Ole out but he isn't improving. He isn't evolving. He isn't adapting. Legend as player. Clueless, befuddled and cowardly as a coach. Something's got to change. Immediately.

enjoy your evening fellow blues

What the fuck else do they want from the glazers after their billion spent in what 5 seasons?

I’d fucking love it if they sold the club and the rags end up with someone like Ashley

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

This could do irreparable damage to our campaign of keeping Ole at the wheel. This cannot happen.

Let this be a lesson to us all - we take our eye off the ball for one split second and he's fucking it up again................

 

[its grim up north]

Magurie is an equal to Laporte and 9/10 people not City fans would pick Pogpa over Gundog.

Can you tell us the source of the survey that says 9 out of ten non City fans would prefer Pogba

 

[kun]

Only Ronaldo gets in our team.

Wouldn't argue with this.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Champions over the weekend, not a Norwich scarf in sight…... Zebra pants on tonight. This belter from Sad Cafe

It's like Groundhog Day. New season, same shit shower of a performance. Glazers the F out. I've never been Ole out but he isn't improving. He isn't evolving. He isn't adapting. Legend as player. Clueless, befuddled and cowardly as a coach. Something's got to change. Immediately.

enjoy your evening fellow blues

Terrific post and demonstrating that usually lacking quality of self-awareness - we should invite them on............

 

[Winchester]

Can I just say on Uniteds Brilliant Performance tonight?
Mua ha ha ha ha

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Haha, never change United, never change...

Lost to the weakest team in the group, barring United :)

 

[stevemacca]

If you want to cap the night off nicely after that laughing stock, check out Rags' fixtures in October , I can see them having a winless month.
Then we really need to work to keep Ole at the wheel

 

[Keith Moncrieff]

Pop!