New song for Foden

phil the duck
phil the duck

phil the ducking hell are you
phil the ducking hell are you
 
If he has a good Euros and England win it or go close (unlikely) then a song based on World in Motion..


He's playing for City..

PHIL FO-DEN

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Best in the world - Phil Foden
 
As Sergio is going we could use his Inspiral’s song...

This is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small
Foden’s from Stockport
So we say he’s our own.

Or.. from line 3..

We’ve got Phil Foden
And he’s one of our own.


(Well, according to our small minded neighbours we’re all from Stockport so it works on a few levels, second version doesn’t have rag baiting).

Is that first one serious? Isn't it meant to rhyme? Small and own - not having it.
 
I don’t know about a new song, but that was one thunderbastard Phil hit last night.

For a small lad, he certainly has a hard shot on him, as Allison will attest to, after his thunderbastard at Klanfield last season.
 
Molly Malone by the Dubliners





For Manchester City
Where the footballs so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Phillip Foden
Watch him play and it’s magic
Make defenders look tragic
Winning titles and trophies for MCFC
 
One Phil Foden
There's only one Phil Foden
One Phil Foden
There's only oooonnnneeee Phil Fooooooden

One Phil Foden
There's only one Phil Foden
One Phil Foden
There's only oooonnnneeee Phil Fooooooden

One Phil Foden
There's only one Phil Foden
One Phil Foden
There's only oooonnnneeee Phil Fooooooden

One Phil Foden
There's only one Phil Foden
One Phil Foden
There's only oooonnnneeee Phil Fooooooden
 
Manchester is blue and white
The reds are shite, Said Foden
Gets the ball and scores a goal or two
For me and you, Phil Foden

To tune of ABBA Fernando
 
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...sung to the Adams family theme tune

da da da da- click click
da da da da- click click
da da da da- da da da da- da da da da- click click

He’s skilful and he’s speedy
so rapid, never greedy
he’ll fuck you up
believe me
Phil Foden is a Blue!
 
...sung to the Adams family theme tune

da da da da- click click
da da da da- click click
da da da da- da da da da- da da da da- click click

He’s skilful and he’s speedy
so rapid, never greedy
he’ll fuck you up
believe me
Phil Foden is a Blue!
Don’t like many songs thought up on bluemoon but that’s a goer
 

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