United Thread - 2021/22

[HelloCity]

Villa fan in Utd end

 

[deano ou812]

Early kick off again for the rags next Saturday at home to Everton,can see this ending in a draw ..

 

[mat]

"It's not fair! Were the greatest football team in the world. Only we are allowed to surround a ref. Did I mention their goal was offside as well?"

Fuck off Paperboy.

 

[cheekybids]

We gave you £200m as well , spend it wisely :) great result today looks like your new signings are gelling , can we have Ollie Watkins for a cheeky £50m ??

& they can have Mendy ;)

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

Fortunately- Greenwood on motd vs villa looks far too ball greedy and missed several opportunities to pass to someone better placed to score- usually Ronaldo who will no doubt have a word in his shell like!

 

[hammocity]

Check out this fat turd, though he does say Taggart texting Ole telling him what to do lol

His man boobs were wobbling near the end, wtf, is that CGI behind him or has he paid to get that done? What a complete and utter fuck stick.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Did he play? I think if we’d spunked just shy of £70m on a player and he wasn’t even playing, the media would be asking questions. And rightly so.

Van de Beek needed some company on the bench that was up to his standards or he threatened to leave.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Fortunately- Greenwood on motd vs villa looks far too ball greedy and missed several opportunities to pass to someone better placed to score- usually Ronaldo who will no doubt have a word in his shell like!

Correct, butnhe's being greedy because he thinks he's got a point to prove to fake Ronny and Ole - the whole thing will eat itself.

 

[hammocity]

Villa fan in Utd end

Tourist in their Ronaldo shirts and the most abuse the Villa fan gets is "shut up", piss funny.

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

Perfect shitstorm brewing at the swamp. Nobody will pass the ball to the 37 yr old on 500k a week - coz he keeps shouting at them.

 

[cheekybids]

Oh and dont be so hard on Sanco, he is just settling in..............


like Pogba

they might need a player to unlock him.

 

[deano ou812]

Hahahaha those Ronaldo shirts :)

They double up as comfort blankets ..all them weapons rocking back and forth in their homes crying it’s not fair we are the mighty man utd ..

 

[Northblue]

Just remembered that these lot paid us 10m for Sancho and can't stop pissing myself

 

[PinkFinal]

Solskjaer was unhappy about Villa's players surrounding Fernandes before he took the penalty.

"Sometimes it just doesn't go your way. Bruno is such a good penalty taker and today you would have backed him with your mortgage I would guess.

"What I didn't like was the way they crowded the referee, the penalty spot and Bruno and tried to affect him.

"It clearly worked but that's not great to see."

 

[goatinho]

His man boobs were wobbling near the end, wtf, is that CGI behind him or has he paid to get that done? What a complete and utter fuck stick.

do people actually watch these clowns while they are watching the game or do they just listen to his commentary? i dont get it?

 

[billymumphrey]

 

[FantasyIreland]

Is the clown a secret scouser?

He is blaming everything,and everyone,but himself......he truly is the gift that keeps giving!!

I hope he signs a new 10 year contract :-)

 

[christened at st marks]

 

[Bantamgaz]

Mass media getting carried away with the overhyped lot us on planet earth no the score

 

[Manchester_lalala]

He’s an embarrassment. Full of cliches that **** is to.