United Thread - 2021/22

[Nihilist]

The prick has got an over developed sense of self-importance and a massively underdeveloped sense of how much of a **** he is.

maybe winning fuck all with Manure this season will make him a more humble man

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Good stuff from Townsend

there seems to be a rise in shithousery to these cunts, what with the GK last week asking Ronaldo to take the penalty and Townsend doing Ronaldo’s celebration.

Long may it continue

 

[Ric]

Bruno Fernandes is obviously a very good player, but he’s so weirdly predisposed to cheating/feigning injury that he’ll carry on the charade even in the final minutes when his team is desperately chasing a victory.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Bruno Fernandes is obviously a very good player, but he’s so weirdly predisposed to cheating/feigning injury that he’ll carry on the charade even in the final minutes when his team is desperately chasing a victory.

Next thing is OGS will be lamenting that he has an unjustified reputation for being a cheating fucker

 

[Bluekiwi]

Bruno Fernandes is obviously a very good player, but he’s so weirdly predisposed to cheating/feigning injury that he’ll carry on the charade even in the final minutes when his team is desperately chasing a victory.

Good job it wasn't a ball from the 1960s - that would really have hurt the soft cheating sod.

 

[goatinho]

That's their "easy" start to the PL season done, 7pts dropped already.
Next up
Leicester (a)
Liverpool (h)
Spurs (a)
Us (h)
Watford (h)
Chelsea (a)

Ole may not be at the wheel much longer.

hopefully they can beat liverpool and chelsea and keep "olehh" in charge

 

[Bluekiwi]

The prick has got an over developed sense of self-importance and a massively underdeveloped sense of how much of a **** he is.

There will a bit of white space in our newspaper tomorrow because he didn't score. Huge spread and picture on Thursday with him waving his shirt around after scoring. This is a country besotted with rugby and the All Blacks have a game against the Springboks this weekend so how he got the bigger article is unfathomable.

 

[Bluekiwi]

Ronaldo has his own face on his shinpads. What the actual fuck is that about?

Probably got the same pictures front and back of his jocks

 

[Bluekiwi]

Conte is available and a good manager,but he’d probably want a clear out and bring a few players in ..

Nah - he would want the Barcelona gig. Chance to coach one of the best strikers in the world (providing he doesn't get injured regularly)

 

[cheekybids]

It says something when your manager is openly telling everyone post match that he has to be careful when to start their highest paid player as he can't do it every game...

"Me and him we understand more than the experts for example. It's about picking the right moments to play him, to not play him. He's not a young puppy anymore but he's as professional as ever and ready to come on and he came on today with energy and attitude.

He understands more than the experts. Cardiff fans disagreed, now even United's own can see the truth. Ole's at the wheel, next stop embarrassment!

but but Rio & Humphreys said he’s not human & the fittest player in the league, age is just a number.

 

[cheekybids]

It's not even funny.

At one point there was almost half a billion quid sat on the rags bench today and not a peep from those two pricks in the commentary box.

i don’t think Darke mentions transfer fees as part of his commentary………..unless it’s City.

 

[flyer]

The prick has got an over developed sense of self-importance and a massively underdeveloped sense of how much of a **** he is.

His underdeveloped sense of his self importance and how much of a **** he is, is fortunately balanced by my understanding of his status.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Interesting comments by OGS complaining about the schedule. Not that I disagree with him, that its abit unfair on teams playing early kick off Sat after playing Weds night. But surely he knows that we are in exactly the same situation before the derby. Yet I doubt he will bring that up, it just seems to me he is always making out United are treated unfairly and then ignores anything that goes there way.

Wait till his best centre half gets sent down for corruption ...on the continent,and Ollie will have to play Phil Jones.
That will give ollie the paper boy somat to moan about..
And Ollie .h. the poshpaper journalist something to write about...

Despicable club,cheating players,moaning manager,interfering ex manager,with a geriatric show pony on steroids up front.
This is gonna be a car crash of a season ,shops are running out of popcorn already..
No wonder the swamp is poorly lit,who wants to look at shit?
Lol.

 

[SWP's back]

Just popped on laugh my arse off at that **** Sancho.

How much? Hahaha.

 

[smeeagain]

I find it hilarious that the cry from United supporting pundits is ,
Why didn’t he bring him down, to prevent the goal.
Why not play football instead?

 

[Academica]

Exactly, and after spunking the money they have in the summer window both on fees and wages they won't be in a position to back him with what he would want.

I just hope that they fall away to the point where Pogba decides he won't sign with them again and walks away on a free again.

I hope Pogbad stays and they give him half a mil a week.

 

[M16 citeh]

Just popped on laugh my arse off at that **** Sancho.

How much? Hahaha.

Best part is - how much did they give us haha

 

[lonestay]

Well sad cafe getting in a froth over a new manager, they have narrowed it down to Zidane, Conte or Ten Hag at Ajax one clown even thinks that one of those should be assistant manager to the bus driver so they can learn the scum "way" Yep he was serious ! Bielsa not good enough, Potter at Brighton not good enough " He wouldn't be able to handle a big club" says one deep thinker. The one thing they all seem to agree on is that Christiano Ronaldo ( I have to say his name fully otherwise my posts are removed for some reason) will be the problem going forward, to whoever they manage to persuade to take the prestigious role of scum manager.

 

[dickie davies]

Well sad cafe getting in a froth over a new manager, they have narrowed it down to Zidane, Conte or Ten Hag at Ajax

They'll be fortunate to get Ten Pole Tudor

 

[give it to gordon]

Ronaldo has his own face on his shinpads. What the actual fuck is that about?

Surely that's been photo shopped or whatever it's called. No one can be that vain.