United Thread - 2021/22

[mat]

I've had a turtles head that looked like that more than once

And the rags had a tactical turtle they fucked off a few years ago.

 

[Stoned Rose]

So he changed into his pyjamas in the ground. Or was he just another one who makes up excuses for not attending his team's games?

The "shorts" thread in off topic likes this post.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Bloke on talkshite about hour ago phones in,I put my lucky mufc pyjamas on at half time last night when 2 down and it worked again we won.He must have been in his 40s at least by the sound of him,facking unbelievable.

Wonder if they were zebra pyjamas?

 

[The perfect fumble]

Wonder if they were zebra pyjamas?

 

[Maly]

It’s all my fault. I got giddy at HT and turned it on. I should have known as when I do this they always turn it around. I tuned it off when the donkey equalised but too late then.

Schoolboy error that mate. I’ve not done it since they were 2-0 down vs Juventus in 99

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Bloke on talkshite about hour ago phones in,I put my lucky mufc pyjamas on at half time last night when 2 down and it worked again we won.He must have been in his 40s at least by the sound of him,facking unbelievable.

PJ 's wanker.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Do you know what im enjoying the most about their predicament at the moment?

its the fact that Ferguson(Who for 27 years bullied and intimidated everybody and everything in his way to get them to the top) is there Every. Single. Week. To see what he fought for crumble before his very eyes

 

[killwill]

The cunts that "support" the rags is like saying I support SKY FC, talkshite FC, I read red tops fc. Fucking losers to a man.

 

[Bill the Blue]

Bloke on talkshite about hour ago phones in, I put my lucky mufc pyjamas on at half time last night when 2 down and it worked again we won.He must have been in his 40s at least by the sound of him,facking unbelievable.

Are you sure it wasn't the paperboy himself ?

 

[HelloCity]

 

[CookiesForCream]

Ronnys put on a bit of ballast

 

[oddfellows]

One word. Embarrassing

 

[Sibierskii]

 

[feelymcfeel]

Jesus christ

 

[1961_vintage]

Stan n Olly.

 

[Bluewonder]

Luke Shaw has lost some weight

 

[Metal Biker]

Meh, it keeps Ole in the job.

All is apparently forgiven.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Meh, it keeps Ole in the job.

All is apparently forgiven.

Lemmings are renowned for being fucking stupid , so the gormless Glove Puppet gets a pass until they get totally embarrassed by the dippers.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

This picture sums it up, scraped a group stage win against fucking Atalanta and carrying on like this. I love how even Shaw and Maguire look a bit embarrassed - “ok Ronnie just one more knee slide then we really do have to go in”
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That's ripe for a bit of captioning.

 

[Metal Biker]

Lemmings are renowned for being fucking stupid , so the gormless Glove Puppet gets a pass until they get totally embarrassed by the dippers.

"Ole just performed a true European masterclass by seeing us come back 3-2!"

"We've got Liverpool next"

"FUUUUCKK!!! #OleOut!"

That said i'll still be rooting for a draw.