United Thread - 2021/22

[Colin Bells Boots]

Hahahaha. Maybe Phelan had drawn a pair of tits on it to cheer him up.

Self portraits then ?

 

[alexmcity]

Given their squad, they ought to be doing better than they are. But how many of their squad would I take at lickle ol' Citeh? Precious few. Greenwood, possibly.

If Pep managed their squad and Solskjaer our squad, how many City players would their fans want? They would be calling many from our players shite, that's for sure.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

The only worry about yesterday is that they drop Ronaldo for the game against us and play a low block, entirely on the counter-attack and just hit long balls in behind us with 3 from Martial, Rashford, Sancho and Greenwood on the pitch, similar to how they’ve beaten us before.
It was one reason I was delighted Ronaldo didn’t see red yesterday, as I dont think ‘the Manchester lad’ will have the balls to drop him..

 

[i went to rotherham]

If I knew 40 rags I wouldn't be telling anyone that I did. Where do you work, at the swamp ?

Euston Station

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

I enjoyed the graphic they put up at the end saying it was the tenth time the rags had lost at home by 5 goals, with 3 of those being City, the only team with more than 1 entry on the list. Christ knows how that happened given we’ve got no history…

 

[Nihilist]

basically the difference between utd and pool rn

 

[marco]

brilliant comment from a rag mate last night- football needs a handicap system for fairness based on the previous results so united should start against city with a 2 goal lead,i replied a better idea maybe city should put weight belts on KDB and Grealish

 

[Stoned Rose]

If I knew 40 rags I wouldn't be telling anyone that I did. Where do you work, at the swamp ?

40 texts not 40 rags you plum.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

WTF!

My thoughts also.

 

[alexmcity]

Did you hear that directly from Pep, or the reliable UK media ?

When asked about Maguire, Pep didn't deny we wanted him, he said we couldn't afford him. Any source related to City would tell you we were interested, but not at 80m. Find one that said at the time we had no interest in Maguire. Btw, he was good for England just 3-4 months ago. He isn't Dias, but he isn't/wasn't bad either.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Hopefully they beat Spurs at the weekend
The last thing we need in derby week is Ole to be sacked and the club and players to rally round

There won't be any rallying mate. Their players clearly can't wait for the 11 year old to fuck off.

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Quality squad is absolute bollocks. There's only one player I'd take, Greenwood, as he is a natural talent heading the same way as Rashford, unfortunately for him.

There already in a fight for 4th spot, come on the hammers

Guardiola would help Greenwood to flourish. He'll still do better than Rashford as he's a better footballer, but it'll take him longer under the coaching they get over there.

 

[Phil1]

40 texts not 40 rags you plum.

Tbf I know way more than 40 rags, a couple being my closest friends who I'd trust with my life. That's what happens when you grow up in Manchester I guess.
Doesn't stop me enjoying their pain a little bit whilst they continue their fall from grace :-)

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Plenty going on but has the media mentioned the rags' six yellow cards plus a red card as well as being piss poor?
They would have made a big deal if we achieved that high number.

 

[mad4city]

Best bit for me was the tactic board being shown to Cavani when he was coming on as a sub.
Getting humped by 5 and out comes the tactic board.Fucking brilliant.

"You know the way you've scored loads of hat tricks in the past..? Well, all you have to do is go out there and score two of them... or a converted try. Yeah, a converted try would be good too..."

 

[Protein Junkie]

When you watch Maguire and Shaw defending for the goals yesterday you have to assume they are playing to get him sacked

Totally agree. Greek and Greggs positioning and lack of communication was like prime Laurel and Hardy.
Add to that the complete lack of support from Saint Marcus on the left and the picture is complete.
The way they played yesterday was complete arrogance for me. Playing that way against Salah is ripe for a battering.
They should have gone One up but Bruno Mars did one of his NASA specials.
Why wasn’t Ronaldo and Fred red carded ?
Fecking great though.

 

[mat]

"United living off history and Nostalgia. They are currently the 90's Liverpool with Roy Evans in charge..."

Some lad on talkshite who won't be invited again.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Ole now referring to himself as "a Manchester lad" the headcase.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Ole now referring to himself as "a Manchester lad" the headcase.

Only the same as all the lemmings calling themselves supporters SR !

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Totally agree. Greek and Greggs positioning and lack of communication was like prime Laurel and Hardy.
Add to that the complete lack of support from Saint Marcus on the left and the picture is complete.
The way they played yesterday was complete arrogance for me. Playing that way against Salah is ripe for a battering.
They should have gone One up but Bruno Mars did one of his NASA specials.
Why wasn’t Ronaldo and Fred red carded ?
Fecking great though.

Arrogance with a massive dose of stupidity thrown in by the tactically inept glove puppet and his " coaches " .

PS The Govan Bully has dimissed all responsibility for the Norwegian dope !