United Thread - 2021/22

[BlueMoonday]

Imagine being a grown man and spending your Saturday afternoon doing this.. just go to the pub and drown your sorrows, sad bastards.

 

[MillisleBlue]

I mean, talk about getting your priorities wrong. If I was a United fan after witnessing that utterly spineless excuse of a performance on Saturday, I'd have been straight down the pub on the lash and drowning my sorrows as soon as that final whistle went. Why the fuck anyone would wait around for ages afterwards just so they can hurl a bit of abuse at some opposing players is beyond my comprehension.

These days, I suspect the objective is social media respect. The knuckle-dragger holding the camera / phone will find solace in a few "likes" on social media and allowing him to momentarily forget:
It's a long way back to the home counties,
How empty and meaningless his existence is,
The orchestrated gravy-train of success is no longer guaranteed.

Still, they'll be signing Wesley Schneider in the morning...

 

[Blueknows]

They've spunked big money on players with no real thought or plan, especially if we were linked and it's been a disaster. Next year it will be nine years since they won the title.

And they've spent 1.5billion since then

 

[mat]

You know, I'm beginning to think Dwight Yorke might be a great replacement for Ole should the worst happen.

I recall a couple of years ago one headline read;

Even with Sir Alex Ferguson's help, I still can't get an interview': Dwight Yorke says it is harder for black coaches to become a manager as he opens up on his struggles to land a job in football​

There's some real positive media coverage to be gleaned here especially as, presumably, he wouldn't need any more new signings.

If he's that good then Slur Phalix should make him the next manager offer Ole....

 

[mat]

Just remind them that their ginger club legend sucks his daughters toes.

When in Oldham...

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

The likes of Yorke, Evra and co daren't risk crashing the gravy train of Club Ambassador roles selling the dream in the Far East or the corporate Legend jollies so they have to keep spouting bollocks.

Keane is the only one demonstrating integrity and saying like it is with some backing from Neville and Scholes.

Beautiful watching the decline into the wilderness years as GPC looks on.

The fact that GPC is witness to this is even sweeter. May he live long and suffer this pain.

 

[paulchapo]

This kind of sad fucks…

There’s a lot of nasty stuff in the world, much of it on the internet, and I don’t like adding to it by sharing links, but I’m guessing this won’t surprise readers of this thread. It’s eighteen months old; I can only hope the silly twats you can hear on this clip have done some growing up since it was filmed.

That sounds like the same voice as the moron filming and shouting abuse at our team. You'd just love a big fist to smack him and cut him off mid flow

 

[bluechippie]

This kind of sad fucks…

There’s a lot of nasty stuff in the world, much of it on the internet, and I don’t like adding to it by sharing links, but I’m guessing this won’t surprise readers of this thread. It’s eighteen months old; I can only hope the silly twats you can hear on this clip have done some growing up since it was filmed.

If the clip is eighteen months old , how come Grealish is in it?

 

[MP71]

What's he looking for - the last trophy they won?

Sancho

 

[wolviedinho]

Another Fernandes no-show from a big-game

Big game? I thought it was more David de gea v Goliath. United played like Burnley. The contest was over after 8 min.

Silly rags should have set up with 11 defenders. We are the meanest possession based team in this league. Fucking toyed with them all match.

 

[crazyg]

Where the fuck did they get 36% possession?

Did they give the possession to the rags every time the ball was out of play?

If they had quoted the rags having 20% possession, I’d still have been surprised!

36%, someone’s on the wind up!

I think the last player to touch the ball before half time was a rag player, so they gave them the next 15 minutes as still in possession.

 

[canadianblue]

Big game? I thought it was more David de gea v Goliath. United played like Burnley. The contest was over after 8 min.

Silly rags should have set up with 11 defenders. We are the meanest possession based team in this league. Fucking toyed with them all match.

Yep

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Apparently Rodgers has got the job subject to DNA tests and psychometric testing to find out if he really knows "the United way."

He’s certainly got the character(TM)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Does anybody happen to know where one may acquire a chair like that? More to the point; why one would acquire a chair like that.

Thrones4U

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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[canadianblue]

Loving the links to Rodgers. If and when they do pull the plug I hope that's who they bring in, (unless of course there is a move for Fat Sam).

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Goldbridge getting rinsed off Leyton Orient. What a fucking whopper

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I mean, talk about getting your priorities wrong. If I was a United fan after witnessing that utterly spineless excuse of a performance on Saturday, I'd have been straight down the pub on the lash and drowning my sorrows as soon as that final whistle went. Why the fuck anyone would wait around for ages afterwards just so they can hurl a bit of abuse at some opposing players is beyond my comprehension.

Especially as the dips are their rivals, all very strange I can only guess some of them had a text to say the London train was cancelled so they hung about to listen to a rag who only knows about 7 words and 6 are swear ones.

 

[Vienna_70]

Sorry if already posted only just seen this.
If there was ever any doubt what we are dealing with here this video shows it very clear.
I would have really enjoyed correcting the mouthy little rat when everyone had walked away.
Bell ends of the highest order.

I bet if any one of them had turned around, and started walking towards the little twat, he would have either ran for his life or shat his pants.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

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I recon Ole knows he's gone, and he's been told to sit tight in essentially a caretaker role until either Bodgers or some other 'high profile' manager becomes available and Ole is too much of a yes man to tell the board to f*ck off and walk.