United Thread - 2021/22

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Pretty damning:




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That is an incredible stat. Basically 3 times in 95 mins they had the ball in our area and i'm guessing the maguire one was a corner or set piece and the last one was the last kick of the game.

 

[MCFC1993]

That is an incredible stat. Basically 3 times in 95 mins they had the ball in our area and i'm guessing the maguire one was a corner or set piece and the last one was the last kick of the game.

I recall the Maguire one being a header over the bar and the Ronaldo one being their only shot on target.

I don't recall the other two touches. I assume the Greenwood one was a failed cross or dribble.

Edit: Ignore the Greenwood assumption, AHT below cleared that one up.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I recall the Maguire one being a header over the bar and the Ronaldo one being their only shot on target.

I don't recall the other two touches. I assume the Greenwood one was a failed cross or dribble.

I’d guess the Greenwood one was after Ederson parried out Ronaldo’s shinner.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

He’s certainly got the character(TM)

Can you imagine the absolute shite he will come out with as Rags manager?!?

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Imagine being a grown man and spending your Saturday afternoon doing this.. just go to the pub and drown your sorrows, sad bastards.

I’d be well motivated after that! Or is it post match?

 

[MCFC1993]

I’d guess the Greenwood one was after Ederson parried out Ronaldo’s shinner.

Ah you're right, I really should have guessed that given the 1 second time difference!

 

[KentBlue]

Nothing to do with that. He can’t walk away now, not when they are so close.

He'll walk if, when and how the pisscan tells him.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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They you go, what a prat.

That's the most attacking place on the pitch FCRon had been all afternoon.

 

[Roachy]

He'll walk if, when and how the pisscan tells him.

Bang on, he'll go when bacon chops authorises it.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Can you imagine the absolute shite he will come out with as Rags manager?!?

“The last 18 months we have been on a magic carpet ride of development but we still have a lot of growth to make.”

“My biggest mentor is myself because I’ve had to study and that’s been my biggest influence.”

“I will leave no stone unturned in my quest – and that quest will be relentless.”

“I love to run on the streets around here. I love seeing the people going about their business. These are our people. I love running late in the afternoon, when the doors are open and the dinners are on, and you can smell the mince cooking.”


Weird fucker

 

[Roy Munson]

Sorry if already posted only just seen this.
If there was ever any doubt what we are dealing with here this video shows it very clear.
I would have really enjoyed correcting the mouthy little rat when everyone had walked away.
Bell ends of the highest order.

Absolute fucking scum. Always have been, always will be. As our rivalry with the dipper vermin has intensified, I've worried that we've lost sight of who the real fucking enemy are.

I have visceral memories of going into school wearing my purple shell City coat (people of a certain vintage will remember it) the day after the Simon Tracey inspired 5-0 bumming.

Spent all day getting spat on and twatted by scrote cunts who'd never been to a game in their lives. Ended the day suspended for smacking one of the cunts back.

I can still remember my 4 year-old lad turning up for Stalybridge Celtic kids training in his city top getting called a blue **** by a 40 year old bloke with 2 similar aged kids of his own.

The banner, the nursery rhymes, the arrogance, the self-entitlement, the fucking zebra pants and Yankees cap. We should never, ever forget who this fucking mob are.

I want these cunts ground into fucking obscurity.

Cunts.

 

[citytill1die84]

I’d be well motivated after that! Or is it post match?

Says players leaving the swamp after a 2-0 win

 

[KS55]

Many of those pundits are still saying United have a world-class squad. Dwight York said this morning that United's current team is good enough to win the PL. That team includes Lindelof, McTominay, Fred, Wan Bisakka, plus Maguire the Wardrobe. On what planet are they "world-class." This is delusion of the highest order and the longer they remain in denial the better.

They think that paying a fortune for an average player makes them world class.

 

[Petetheblu]

I’m being drawn towards the idea of CR37 (lol) as captain coach for the rest of the season. That would guarantee total destruction!

Please make this happen footballing God's!

 

[Scareye]

Not sure if this has been posted, but it is an absolute pleasure to watch

 

[Blue Mist]

Pretty damning:




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And Mctominay was offside when he headed it so...... they did not get in our box after the 26th minute !!!!!!!

 

[DrBlueBob]

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They you go, what a prat.

You aren't wrong. That's really pretty poor behaviour. They all deserve each other.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Pretty damning:




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What I do find amazing is that they actually weren't all Fred attempting to bring the ball under control!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Absolute fucking scum. Always have been, always will be. As our rivalry with the dipper vermin has intensified, I've worried that we've lost sight of who the real fucking enemy are.

I have visceral memories of going into school wearing my purple shell City coat (people of a certain vintage will remember it) the day after the Simon Tracey inspired 5-0 bumming.

Spent all day getting spat on and twatted by scrote cunts who'd never been to a game in their lives. Ended the day suspended for smacking one of the cunts back.

I can still remember my 4 year-old lad turning up for Stalybridge Celtic kids training in his city top getting called a blue **** by a 40 year old bloke with 2 similar aged kids of his own.

The banner, the nursery rhymes, the arrogance, the self-entitlement, the fucking zebra pants and Yankees cap. We should never, ever forget who this fucking mob are.

I want these cunts ground into fucking obscurity.

Cunts.

I.Have.Never.Ever.Lost.Sight.

As someone getting on the edge of the FOC side of our club, one of the things I'll be most gutted about as I'm about to peg it (hopefully, in many many years time) is that I can't hate the cunts anymore.

If there's anyway of coming back I'd cause fucking chaos at the swamp.

 

[Vienna_70]

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They you go, what a prat.

What a delightful pair of images.

That has rounded off the weekend very nicely.

They show just what a self-centred, egotistical wanker PR37 is.

Although I would have been happy for him to have become a Blue in the summer, I am now absolutely delighted that he didn’t.