United Thread - 2021/22

[tolmie's hairdoo]

https://www.football365.com/news/jadon-sancho-illness-man-utd-worse-publicly-acknowledged



Ashton and Sancho's PR team earning their pennies.

Interesting, considering when he joined they were briefing he was smashing training and was top in analytics.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

i love them, they even quoted me and pb once

They’re a bit like the Simpsons. The rip the piss out of everyone, with no exceptions or prisoners.

 

[Blue Mist]

The Save the Paperboy campaign has just had a huge boost, Pogba is out for 6 to 8 weeks. Injured in training yesterday with France.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

The Save the Paperboy campaign has just had a huge boost, Pogba is out for 6 to 8 weeks. Injured in training yesterday with France.

And able to sign pre-contract agreements from January, just as he may be fit again. Ker-ching!

 

[Paladin]

How comes he’s a world beater at West Ham but can’t get a start at OT? Difficult to grasp that.

Erm world beater? He definitely improved, but not quite to that extent.

 

[Vienna_70]

Harry son I don’t think football’s for you, you complete bitter fuck nugget..

The myth of the Warrington weasel being "a young man" continues.

 

[bluke]

And able to sign pre-contract agreements from January, just as he may be fit again. Ker-ching!

Carlton has been taking piss of the rags - couldn't happen to a nicer club!

 

[Vienna_70]

Don't be too harsh on young Sancho, I once had earache and had to miss out on being in the school nativity play.

I was going to be a wise man. Never got the chance again.

There aren’t many wise men at rag central, either.

 

[The perfect fumble]

There aren’t many wise men at rag central, either.

They've a fair few donkeys in the stable.

 

[Vienna_70]

They've a fair few donkeys in the stable.

And thousands of sheep in the stands.

 

[TonyM]

Did Kelly say Lingard is a young lad, he is 29 in Dec!

Wish I was 29.

 

[mat]

David Squires on … the Premier League’s mechanical pencil of Damocles

It’s been a busy week of managerial comings and goings as our cartoonist takes a look at Villa, Norwich, Newcastle and beyond

www.theguardian.com

 

[Vienna_70]

Wish I was 29.

You’re not the only one.

 

[halfcenturyup]

You’re not the only one.

You wish he was 29 too? That's weird ....

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Did Kelly say Lingard is a young lad, he is 29 in Dec!

Probably something to do with him having a baby face.

 

[deegee33]

Wish I was 29.

Then, you too, could be a young lad.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Too funny for words

Manchester United fans furious at Jadon Sancho wing-back 'trial' report

Jadon Sancho could be reportedly forced to operate in a new role at Manchester United.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

 

[skillman]

I bet he's absolutely gutted the way things turned out. He asked to move here then guilt tripped into being a greedy bastard and getting £400,000 a week with them lot instead.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

And able to sign pre-contract agreements from January, just as he may be fit again. Ker-ching!

Ooo you cynic.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Too funny for words

Manchester United fans furious at Jadon Sancho wing-back 'trial' report

Jadon Sancho could be reportedly forced to operate in a new role at Manchester United.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Hmmmm from the article "He has failed to register a goal or assist so far, amid limited game-time."....560 minutes that's over 6 full games,there's only 3 games he's not actually played in.

It's the opposite of when the media were saying Kun hadn't scored for almost 12 months.