United Thread - 2021/22

[crazyg]

They all must live near Piccadilly tube station.

Edited for accuracy.

 

[crazyg]

Romanae eunt domus, as Brian painted on the walls.

;-)

Romani ite domum.
Write it out 100 times before morning, or I'll cut your balls off!

 

[solley attwell]

Romani ite domum.
Write it out 100 times before morning, or I'll cut your balls off!

Pannos ite domum
As the stewards said to the camera wielding half and half tourist on Saturday

 

[Grassland Blue]

... and we're the ones ruining football apparently.

And buying the league.
No 'istree.
Bankrolled by a country.
Etc, etc, etc...

 

[Tracking back]

It worked once for Fergie when they got Van Persie - since then they have wasted an enormous amount of money on players we were (possibly interested in) supposedly to enhance their squad. Failed miserably.

True.

However, the pisscan lied to Van Persie and promised him he'd be managing at the club for years.

Baconface was desperate to leave on a high and Van Persie was the man for the job.

 

[Bluesince1979]

True.

However, the pisscan lied to Van Persie and promised him he'd be managing at the club for years.

Baconface was desperate to leave on a high and Van Persie was the man for the job.

I always say his own legacy was more important to the state he left the club in

 

[bluemonkey71]

Has the ball landed back on the ground yet from the penalty ?

 

[JASR]

Caption competition

Thats a big dog running out of the stands towards the goal

 

[Blootoof]

Edited for accuracy.

The Piccadilly people, we call em. The only tribe on the planet with more than 30 accents. They only leave their Piccadilly dwellings on a united match day. They must get their shopping in after the match as they all drag around these little suitcases on wheels.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Loving the United shite, the last few years of their desparation has been as entertaining as watching City.

I think they're FINALLY coming round to the idea that Ole doesnt know what he's doing! Hahahahaha, 3 years is it? 3 years of the media getting behind them (Because thats twhat they do) selling them a false narrative that everything's ok. Loving it, they're totally fucked until they get a new guy, and the new guy could well be Ronoldo, please please please.

Maybe the fans will start on the owners again. I hope so. It's Arsenal level shit this.

And even if they do bring a new guy in he has to cope with a dressing room full of Ronaldo's ego, Pogba's ego, for this season at leats and then they're into rebuilding having spend the jizzillions they have already!

Arsenal all over again. Loving it.