United Thread - 2021/22

[Tuearts right boot]

Just read they have spent £38m on sacking managers, for those interested, that's nearly a whole Fred.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Even more perfect if we beat him 5-0 on Wednesday night.

Let the United sycophants in this country spin how Pochettino is still the perfect choice after that, with a Paris team on a different level to United.

They are a very strange team Psg, they can knock it around as well as any team in Europe for short periods and then they just fall to pieces. The Champions league semi over 2 legs highlighted that, Poch can have the job. How it ended at Spurs is another warning sign not to go near.

 

[Octavian]

Poch who can’t win the league in France in a one team league with Neymar and Mbappe at his disposal. He’s perfect for the rags.

To be fair he’s walking it this season.

 

[martinmcfc]

tbf I could walk it this season with that squad

 

[mat]

Why would the manager of a team of egos and primadonnas want to leave to joing another club with a team of egos and primadonnas that won't win him any trophies?

At least the **** is Guaranteed a league title in France every season.

 

[bluethrunthru]

We have had The Equalizer and The Terminator please please please can we see The Stabilizer?

 

[City Mike 1969]

Why would the manager of a team of egos and primadonnas want to leave to joing another club with a team of egos and primadonnas that won't win him any trophies?

At least the **** is Guaranteed a league title in France every season.

cough, cough...like he was last year, cough cough!

 

[City Mike 1969]

We have had The Equalizer and The Terminator please please please can we see The Stabilizer?

...please let this happen!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

We have had The Equalizer and The Terminator please please please can we see The Stabilizer?

I can see the continuation strategy here, Bruce who was deemed not good enough for a struggling premier league team to take over United. Taking over the helm of Solksjaer who was not deemed good enough for a struggling premier league team, who then got to the nod to manage United. This is fucking fantastic.

 

[waspish]

And he gets £7.5m because United were smart enough to hand him a new contract less than three months ago!

I do hope he gets other job offers, just so it underlines to United wankers the level of clubs who would only be interested.

Derby when there in the 1st division be a job he be lined of for when Rooney offered the rags job[emoji38]

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I can see the continuation strategy here, Bruce who was deemed not good enough for a struggling premier league team to take over United. Taking over the helm of Solksjaer who was not deemed good enough for a struggling premier league team, who then got to the nod to manage United. This is fucking fantastic.

If they appoint Bruce it'll improve Luke Shaw's overall fitness though as he'll need to be quicker to the lunchtime buffet.

 

[waspish]

If they left their ego at the door, Moyes is the best candidate for them right now.

Irony.

If they actually stuck with him and gave the money ole got they’ll be in a lot better position now! So glad they sacked him after 7 months

 

[Grassland Blue]

Me neither.I honestly thought I'd never see us win another trophy in my lifetime. My lowest point was after the euphoria of being back in the premier league had worn off and I realised we were just making up the numbers. The top four, due to the at that time massive champions league money was the same every year. United, Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal. Nobody could compete and they shared the trophies between them. Now we can compete

And other teams on the horizon, which can only be a good thing imo.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

If they appoint Bruce it'll improve Luke Shaw's overall fitness though as he'll need to be quicker to the lunchtime buffet.

Bruce will also see a lot of Phil Jones in himself, maybe the manager to revive the next Duncan Edwards’ flagging career.

 

[kaz7]

The big problem for Bruce taking the job is how does he lose to the rags when he's managing them?

Ooh , very good point , he cant bend over for himself lol

 

[jimharri]

 

[Aba452]

Bruce? Rooney? Poch? Zidane? Ten Hag?

Is this the real life equivalent of Inception with dreams within dreams within dreams?

I think slur should come out into the open and announce, due to the rags being shit, he'll help them in their hour of need, all he needs is a paltry billion. And perhaps something for the warchest, as well!

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

 

[domalino]

Even more perfect if we beat him 5-0 on Wednesday night.

Let the United sycophants in this country spin how Pochettino is still the perfect choice after that, with a Paris team on a different level to United.

That's a lovely thought.

 

[marco]

lifted off the cafe hahhahhhah

How many time have we supposedly approached Zidane? Are they just hanging around outside his house, stalking the guy. Fecking hell.