Weird KDB/Grealish love affair fanfiction

[LongsightM13]

I know the weird weird world of ‘fanfiction’ - where people imagine usually sexual spin off encounters between characters from their favourite film, TV series etc - can be downright odd. But this Twitter video thread about an unrequited love affair between Kev and Jack surely takes the (soggy?) biscuit

 

[WestGorton]

That's why I don't do Twitter.

 

[LongsightM13]

That's why I don't do Twitter.

It’s some mad mental shit. Amazingly it popped up in the replies to Delooney’s latest nonsense, which probably says it all

 

[Cotontoquinn]

You would never know that she was reading this utterly bizarre shite from a device on her left. Apparently a Chavs fan so this idiocy is normal - remember that Chav loony interviewing and filming outside the Etihad.
Claims to have a PhD and posts selfies of herself in her “10 tightest dresses”.
A particularly sad cry for help. Her colour coordination is well odd.
Looks like a dildo behind her shoulder….to go with the one in front of the camera.

 

[mccity]

 

[LongsightM13]

Mad innit? The internet is a fucking wild and mental place
Apparently KDB’s lips are his most alluring feature…
Imagine the piss taking in the dressing room if the other players ever got to see this madness

 

[Dirty Harry]

Nowt as queer as folk !

 

[Tugay One Cup]

I couldn't even finish part one.

Oh well, time to clean up.

 

[Tugay One Cup]

For the person with the best constructive feedback, she'll... send you a video of her running on a treadmill.

I'm at the tail end of a night shift and I'm 50/50 on whether or not I've completely lost the fucking plot and am now hallucinating.

 

[Keeper!]

Never understood fan boy/girl worship, it's always existed but in these strange times it's become excessive in the extreme.

Criticism has become unacceptable in any form and worryingly that includes constructive criticism which is sad and very worryingly wrong.