United Thread - 2021/22

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So i go for a few drinks with my new workmates last night and end up in the crown inn in middleton, and its a fucking rags supports club pub.
Me: so who do you think will be your next manager
rag: i think rangnick is doing a great job
Me: what makes you think that
rag: well klopp and tuchel say hes great
Me: thats just his german countrymen backing him up
rag: tuchel is french
Me: taxi
 
BlueNirvana said:
So i go for a few drinks with my new workmates last night and end up in the crown inn in middleton, and its a fucking rags supports club pub.
Me: so who do you think will be your next manager
rag: i think rangnick is doing a great job
Me: what makes you think that
rag: well klopp and tuchel say hes great
Me: thats just his german countrymen backing him up
rag: tuchel is french
Me: taxi
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Drove past there yesterday on the way to Blackley crem and thought to myself thats a raggy pub, i bet its a bag of laughs in there
 
Oh dear. Sly sports rag brother in law has just told me to fuck off. He asked me if I fancied going for a pint tomorrow afternoon. Told him no as at the match of course. Emptihad jibe straight away. Responded straight back by asking him about the empty seat at the swamp - his of course because he doesn’t know where the swamp is. Mard arsed fucker.
 
dublin-blue said:
Fun fact: Since United last won the league there are kids who were born, grew up and no longer believe in Santa unwrapping their shirts on Christmas morning.
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Our grandson was 12 in November, and he’s not old enough to remember the rags winning the League.

In fact, he’s barely old enough to remember their last trophy.
 
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horlock_was_super said:
Oh dear. Sly sports rag brother in law has just told me to fuck off. He asked me if I fancied going for a pint tomorrow afternoon. Told him no as at the match of course. Emptihad jibe straight away. Responded straight back by asking him about the empty seat at the swamp - his of course because he doesn’t know where the swamp is. Mard arsed fucker.
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I've just had a rag tell me they are playing tomorrow night 8pm.
 
horlock_was_super said:
Morning Blues.
This lot still scum?
Being a good (ish) Catholic lad I would like it noted that I wholeheartedly agree with His Holiness’s advice to these shitehawks.
As you were. CTID.
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Did you really need to ask?


They’re scum now. They have always been scum, and for eternity they will forever be scum.
 
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