United Thread - 2021/22

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Does anyone have the alternative points table where each place is represented by a single point? Cheers if you have.

Premier League Cann table | Sports Visualized

 

[Ted_Bovis]

The first hour will be the delivery of a vat of red wine

No VAT for Sir tax-dodgeford.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Fun fact: Since United last won the league there are kids who were born, grew up and no longer believe in Santa unwrapping their shirts on Christmas morning.

Bit harsh for Santa to be opening their presents.

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

20 (TWENTY) is plenty
30 is just dirty
40 would be nawty
50 sounds nifty!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Did you really need to ask?


They’re scum now. They have always been scum, and for eternity they will forever be scum.

Sounds like some kind of prayer or hymn.

 

[Gogootz]

20 points 20 points Man-ure sadcase, 20 points 20 points i say.

20 points 20 points Man-ure sadcase. Even sadder at the end of May.

Fuck the rags.

20 points 20 points you red nose bastards
20 points 20 points ahead
20 points 20 points you red rag bastards
The bouncy castles waiting in my shed

SCUM

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Premier League Cann table | Sports Visualized

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I love sending my rag mates the current Cann table. I think they love it too but don`t like to admit it.

 

[TravisBickle]

For any pond life lurking your 20 points behind....mind the ever increasing fuckin gap !!

Ive almost forgotten about these fuckers lol

 

[Blue Llama]

20 points 20 points Man-ure sadcase, 20 points 20 points i say.

20 points 20 points Man-ure sadcase. Even sadder at the end of May.

Fuck the rags.

Seems to have upset the sports desk at the BBC to the point where a 9 goal thriller doesn't get a mention on their front web page. Apparently the old news about Martial wanting out of the swamp is the big football news today.Go to the sports page and keep scrolling you will eventually find a mention

 

[KentBlue]

Seems to have upset the sports desk at the BBC to the point where a 9 goal thriller doesn't get a mention on their front web page. Apparently the old news about Martial wanting out of the swamp is the big football news today.Go to the sports page and keep scrolling you will eventually find a mention

It's like that here, I've just had a glance at the tabloids in the supermarkets and it's nearly all rag news. Scroll down down a bit and you'll find a casual reference to our 6-3, but then it's back on course to tell us Martial is leaving and the rags are weighing up a bid for Haaland (I know, try not to laugh).

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Seems to have upset the sports desk at the BBC to the point where a 9 goal thriller doesn't get a mention on their front web page. Apparently the old news about Martial wanting out of the swamp is the big football news today.Go to the sports page and keep scrolling you will eventually find a mention

That happens every week though, especially in the Mail and Mirror. We might command a bit more respect if we win the CL though, we shall see...

 

[heslops barnet]

That happens every week though, especially in the Mail and Mirror. We might command a bit more respect if we win the CL though, we shall see...

We could win CL, World Cup & AFCON and we still wouldn’t get a mention…..

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

We could win CL, World Cup & AFCON and we still wouldn’t get a mention…..

Yes mate.

Manchester city(small c) FC. The where's Wally of football; )

 

[horlock_was_super]

We’re going to have to get a bigger rear view mirror.
I can’t see the scum anymore.

SCUM.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Had 16 days off and I bet they're still fucking shit against the horse punchers tonight

 

[Bluesince88]

Seems to have upset the sports desk at the BBC to the point where a 9 goal thriller doesn't get a mention on their front web page. Apparently the old news about Martial wanting out of the swamp is the big football news today.Go to the sports page and keep scrolling you will eventually find a mention

crazy considering it’s the 4th story when I click on. Let’s make things up for our victim dipper mentality we are becoming

 

[bluke]

With Arsenal and Spurs pushing on, the rags are on the verge of just another "a pen a game" run.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

They're going to get a top 7 this season, I so hope that gets them a Conference place.

As for a top 4, there's only 1 place available and they already need ragnicks/pigmol magic to keep up even with their games in hand.....I'm expecting a pen deluge for them in the coming weeks.

We've had 3 pens so far all deemed incorrect or soft. No idea on the raggy total but I read on here Chelsea are currently on 13, it's a funny old game.

 

[Vienna_70]

Sounds like some kind of prayer or hymn.

Peace be upon you, my son.

 

[TonyM]

With Arsenal and Spurs pushing on, the rags are on the verge of just another "a pen a game" run.

And not one of their gifted pens will be questioned by the BBC buccaneers.