United Thread - 2021/22

[LongsightM13]

Watching that I felt like I wanted to call The Samaritans and ask them to pop round and check on him......

“Might as well be bipolar”…

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Stiky Back Plastic wasnt sellotape, it was sheets of plastic with a glue on one side that you could cover an object with.

You could only buy it in the south of England. Same as you can only get Steak Puddings in the North.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

No.

It's the biggest gap since Moses parted the 'Red' Sea.

Or since Wayne Rooney parted his hair.

 

[mexico1970]

Had a convo with a rag earlier who stated that the rags should get rid of the deadwood and build their team around the fake Ronaldo.

He'll be bloody 40 before you know it, the level of absolute stupidity is hitting another level with these fan boy gimps.

 

[kunaguero10]

The Club he returned to wasn’t the Club he left. He must be as thick as pig shit to not have seen that. Without Slur influencing results by intimidating referees and also signing anybody he wanted for ridiculous transfer fees, they had regressed to a level far below what was required to win the PL.

The bloke is a self centred prick so he gets no sympathy from me.

I reckon he had little choice in the end

the window was nearly over, he was so far down the line with City by all accounts that most other bridges had probably been burned/other clubs off the table, and after they blew us out the water with the wage offer he probably had no other choice. Bet he’s gutted with it all.

 

[manimanc]

Just been to watch Aladdin in town and got the train home from Deansgate.
Had to endure the plastic rags getting off at the stop, god it made my skin crawl. Scarves, hats and shite red tops everywhere. I just don't get it the obsession with that wank club.

 

[its grim up north]

You could only buy it in the south of England. Same as you can only get Steak Puddings in the North.

I got a steak pudding in Burnham on Sea. It was shite. Just saying. Think Fabulon was the sticky back plastic. In the 70's in our kitchen we had a formica table that had seen better days. Me Dad bought some Fabulon and spent ages sticking it perfectly on said table. About 10mins later out of the oven comes a casserole dish ,onto the previous heat resistant table. Perfect casserole shaped burned hole in Fabulon. Anyway back on topic.

 

[Deleted member 10327]

Just been to watch Aladdin in town and got the train home from Deansgate.
Had to endure the plastic rags getting off at the stop, god it made my skin crawl. Scarves, hats and shite red tops everywhere. I just don't get it the obsession with that wank club.

I wonder who amongst them, has won the seats under the leaky roof lottery

 

[Bill]

The crowd will be interesting tonight for a mid-table, bottom of the table clash. Not to mention COVID restrictions, a Thursday night game, and the plastics from all over the country might not be arsed To travel. No doubt it will be announced as a sell out.

don't forget plastics are FORCED to attend . no shows are sanctioned .

 

[LongsightM13]

I wonder who amongst them, has won the seats under the leaky roof lottery

Panto season, maybe all the mice running round the gaff will magically transform into a horse drawn carriage to take them home

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

De Gea looks for the ball, everyone shouts in unison “It’s behind you!”

 

[PistonBlue]

Just been to watch Aladdin in town and got the train home from Deansgate.
Had to endure the plastic rags getting off at the stop, god it made my skin crawl. Scarves, hats and shite red tops everywhere. I just don't get it the obsession with that wank club.

It's very odd. I got talking to a couple of Norwegian fellas in town the other week, over for the rag match. Season ticket holders, but only get to 4/5 games a season - absolutely nuts.
The football chat started in a fairly jovial fashion, even when I was genuinely asking them 'why'? but the general atmosphere turned sour surprisingly quickly once I'd gave them a few observations from my vantage point as a Mancunian City fan. One of them wanted to chin me, and his daft mate looked like he was gonna cry. Anyway, job done I thought, but like I say, very odd.

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Ha ha, reminds me.
Am I the only 1 who watched Blue Peter in the 70's and didn't realise "sticky back plastic" was Sellotape.

You got all the bits together to make whatever but couldn't find any "sticky back plastic" :-)

Bloody BBC!

You just blew my mind hahahhaha

 

[Grassland Blue]

Just been to watch Aladdin in town and got the train home from Deansgate.
Had to endure the plastic rags getting off at the stop, god it made my skin crawl. Scarves, hats and shite red tops everywhere. I just don't get it the obsession with that wank club.

Because it's like some kind of magical fairytale, where, from the ashes of the Munich tragedy they rose up and became European Champions led by an ex City player...

 

[mat]

Just been to watch Aladdin in town and got the train home from Deansgate.
Had to endure the plastic rags getting off at the stop, god it made my skin crawl. Scarves, hats and shite red tops everywhere. I just don't get it the obsession with that wank club.

Boils my piss seeing them get on my train. Them and plastic dippers fucking off to the airports.

 

[Vienna_70]

Because it's like some kind of magical fairytale, where, from the ashes of the Munich tragedy they rose up and became European Champions led by an ex City player...

There was a question on a TV quiz - I think it was The Chase - a few years ago:

Which of these clubs did Busby NOT play for?

a) Manchester City b) rags c) Littlewoods?

Of course, the contestant got it wrong, as he couldn’t possibly have not plied his trade in Trafford. At least that was presumably his/her thinking.

 

[give it to gordon]

Because it's like some kind of magical fairytale, where, from the ashes of the Munich tragedy they rose up and became European Champions led by an ex City player...

Its amazing how many rags dont know that fact !

 

[ysmsa]

Just been to watch Aladdin in town and got the train home from Deansgate.
Had to endure the plastic rags getting off at the stop, god it made my skin crawl. Scarves, hats and shite red tops everywhere. I just don't get it the obsession with that wank club.

"Genie" you had 1 job, get rid of the Vermin!

What were your other 2 wishes?

 

[LongsightM13]

Its amazing how many rags dont know that fact !

Thick fuckers don’t realise they’ve got as many statues of City players outside their ground as we have

 

[dobingsdobber]

Thank Christ for that !!

Yep,I'll be glad when I've had enough,
Hic.........!!