United Thread - 2021/22

[bluemc1]

this is burnley and utd were still struggling. I dont even think the game is over yet. Burnley score and utd will crumble

a Burnley goal with anymore than 10 to go will be nice to watch :)

 

[jazzy]

Facy dress night going as seat covers

 

[BillCarlisle]

@bluebaja
Got this as well.
Always handy to have to take the piss :)
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Shitbag.
Not you, him :-)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Rags are world beaters tonight, well, 6 fingered world beaters. Still shite and well behind us. Giddy cunts.

 

[Fordyboy46]

Only watched it because I'm isolating and stuck in my bedroom with no TV. Got my tablet for company so watched on prime, absolute load of shite both those teams. Utd wouldn't have beaten any other team playing like that, ok maybe Norwich, but there's no football played. Miles away from us, absolutely miles

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Yaaaay..utd are now officially top 6 after beating Burnley at o t. What a fucking achievement that was.

 

[LongsightM13]

From Twitter:
Tell me i heard that wrong just then on Granada Reports "Manchester United hope to get their title challenge back on track tonight against Sean Dyche's Burnley"....

The only title they’ll get near anytime soon is if Saint Fishfingers gets a knighthood

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Ah fucking hell they’re back again

 

[silvathechihuahua]

Absolute garbage they were tonight... and the way ronaldo celebrates his open goal what a fuckin clown

 

[RayCTID]

No real improvement on the previous manager. Long may it continue

 

[Gazza]

BBC - Man Utd midfielder Scott McTominay, speaking to Amazon Prime: "Probably first-half as a team [best display under Rangnick]. We were a bit flat second-half for whatever reason. We need to get that for a full 90 minutes which we haven't really had this year. But we are learning and adapting. The game against Newcastle was difficult and we have to bounce back from that. The manager said we set the record for the most amount of turnovers in the league.. We had to keep the ball better.

No wonder Luke Shaw's kit doesn't fit him.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Nailed on title favourites again now… Cunts..!

 

[RayCTID]

Nailed on title favourites again now… Cunts..!

Wreck-it-Ralph would bottle it if that was the case

 

[BillCarlisle]

BBC - Man Utd midfielder Scott McTominay, speaking to Amazon Prime: "Probably first-half as a team [best display under Rangnick]. We were a bit flat second-half for whatever reason. We need to get that for a full 90 minutes which we haven't really had this year. But we are learning and adapting. The game against Newcastle was difficult and we have to bounce back from that. The manager said we set the record for the most amount of turnovers in the league.. We had to keep the ball better.

No wonder Luke Shaw's kit doesn't fit him.

Ha ha ha ha.
Unbelievable. Whilst City are setting records for wins & points, their self-obsessed fake Manager is complimenting them for turnovers. YCNMIU.
Could you ever imagine Pep being satisfied with that ???

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Its amazing how many rags dont know that fact !

But it's not a sur

@bluebaja
Got this as well.
Always handy to have to take the piss :)
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The BBC have just shown him on the news watching the match and the win was an early birthday present for him ffs. We should have sent him as a present a framed copy of the newspaper shown behind his flashing belisha beacon head and nose.
Just thinking l wish had a pound for every time he has been he has been featured on TV sitting in that box.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Absolute garbage they were tonight... and the way ronaldo celebrates his open goal what a fuckin clown

He and Cavani make fools of themselves when they celebrate dolly goals like that

 

[Mike N]

Only watched it for the first 20 minutes. Saw the first goal and confirmed to myself that Burnley were rank. Had a laugh when I saw Luke Shaw bursting forward, quite literally. Boy, he’s got a proper derby on him and some cracking moobs!

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

With over 2 hours to go to kick off l would imagine they go to to the shop to buy more red and white tack.
They are not the sort to go into a pub and half a beer or two and a good laugh.

After theyve bought their official tat they prob buy a Norwich scarf from a street seller 'as its a protest init',

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Ha ha ha ha.
Unbelievable. Whilst City are setting records for wins & points, their self-obsessed fake Manager is complimenting them for turnovers. YCNMIU.
Could you ever imagine Pep being satisfied with that ???

What is a turnover? I've only heard used for rugby.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Not a chance. 3-0 Rags.

I didnt realise when I posted that Cornet, Rodriguez, Barnes and Pope would be missing to name 4 of the 7 missing.

I did see the 2 united goals going in and United didn`t look impressive.