Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

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My partner sadly has Covid.

She has done 4 tests each day for the last 4 days. All were positive.
I have done 3 tests over the last 3 days. All were negative.
My partner has been coughing and is in bed resting. She is getting better, thankfully.
I feel OK and have no Covid symptoms so far, thankfully.

I'm just asking. Not accusing. If anyone can explain?

How can Liverpool FC and their 'medical team' return false Covid tests?
Sorry JRB, but why would your partner do 16 tests over 4 days if she was in bed ill. Seems pretty pointless. Ive got covid and have been ill since my LFT and PCR last week. I dont see any point in doing another LFT until my sixth day to see if im negative? Cheers
 
The chances of that number of false positives in such a short period among a small group is ridiculously small. It fucking stinks.
If the tests were done independently, yes, the odds would be very small, but thats not what happened. The same person and/or machine likely administered all of them which makes the statistical argument moot. This is dumb conspiracy stuff.
 
Sorry JRB, but why would your partner do 16 tests over 4 days if she was in bed ill. Seems pretty pointless. Ive got covid and have been ill since my LFT and PCR last week. I dont see any point in doing another LFT until my sixth day to see if im negative? Cheers

Sorry, what I posted was wrong. Thanks for highlighting my mistake.

What I should have posted was, She has done 1 Covid test every day for the last 4 days after She started coughing and feeling unwell. Each Covid test has come back positive. She will keep on testing once a day until her Covid tests (hopefully) start coming back negative.

Hope you get over Covid and start feeling better soon.
 
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Sorry, what I posted was wrong. Thanks for highlighting my mistake.

What I should have posted was, She has done 1 COVID test every day for the last 4 days after She started coughing and feeling unwell. Each Covid test has come back positive. She will keep on testing daily until her COVID tests hopefully start coming back negative.
i thought that was a bit ott? lol
 
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Sorry JRB, but why would your partner do 16 tests over 4 days if she was in bed ill. Seems pretty pointless. Ive got covid and have been ill since my LFT and PCR last week. I dont see any point in doing another LFT until my sixth day to see if im negative? Cheers
LFT's have more chance of a false negative. PCR is much more accurate at showing true negative.
 
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If the tests were done independently, yes, the odds would be very small, but thats not what happened. The same person and/or machine likely administered all of them which makes the statistical argument moot. This is dumb conspiracy stuff.
How do you know what went on?

All we KNOW is that Klop 'said' they had a load of 'false positive tests' which is statistically HIGHLY improbable if the tests are conducted correctly.
 
You can have multiple false positives as per the following report in the BMJ.

https://www.bmj.com/content/373/bmj.n1411/rr

This explains how and why you can have an high number of false positives.

Personally, I think Klopp is an absolute utter fùcking thundercunt in nearly all he says and does and fits in perfectly at the club he is at.

But, when reading the above it clearly states the process of COVID testing and explains how false positives do occur.
 
Jeez I dont post for a little while as the token Dipper on here and you all start having a go at each other.
I would like to thank @domalino & @ninjamonkey for taking over the "dipper" mantle whilst I was absent and for all their support.

Have to say I cannot see what we have gained. More fixtures, more congestion, more pressure. But then mane & salah will come back fresh from the "little tournament".
 
How do you know what went on?

All we KNOW is that Klop 'said' they had a load of 'false positive tests' which is statistically HIGHLY improbable if the tests are conducted correctly.
How do I know? Because I’m pretty fucking sure they’re not using multiple labs and/or companies for their regularly scheduled covid testing. It’s probably one or two people collecting samples then sending it to a lab or using an on-site PCR machine. If something in that chain is contaminated then its not all that difficult to get multiple shitty results. Use your head.
 
You can have multiple false positives as per the following report in the BMJ.

https://www.bmj.com/content/373/bmj.n1411/rr

This explains how and why you can have an high number of false positives.

Personally, I think Klopp is an absolute utter fùcking thundercunt in nearly all he says and does and fits in perfectly at the club he is at.

But, when reading the above it clearly states the process of COVID testing and explains how false positives do occur.
I liked that just for the use of "thundercunt"
 
Spare a thought for the world's greatest leftback.

Having to shove 7 different swabs up his snooter whilst actually having Covid so they didn't get their arses handed to them by a very pissed off Arsenal.
 
How do I know? Because I’m pretty fucking sure they’re not using multiple labs and/or companies for their regularly scheduled covid testing. It’s probably one or two people collecting samples then sending it to a lab or using an on-site PCR machine. If something in that chain is contaminated then its not all that difficult to get multiple shitty results. Use your head.

Just like the data hackers, Liverpool need to sack whoever does the Covid testing. Oh, wait a minute!
 
You can have multiple false positives as per the following report in the BMJ.

https://www.bmj.com/content/373/bmj.n1411/rr

This explains how and why you can have an high number of false positives.

Personally, I think Klopp is an absolute utter fùcking thundercunt in nearly all he says and does and fits in perfectly at the club he is at.

But, when reading the above it clearly states the process of COVID testing and explains how false positives do occur.
We're the initial test not LFT's? In which case there is no testing lab involved.
 
Not surprising this outcome really, they can't admit to anything so a simple little test kit didn't stand a fuckin chance!
 
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