United Thread - 2021/22

[The perfect fumble]

SSN: "Mancheshnited looking to narrow the gap to within two points of the top four tonight."

 

[mat]

Rock of Gibraltar.

Would be wrong for us to petition a statue of this great animal?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Would be wrong for us to petition a statue of this great animal?

His bollocks could be exaggerated in view of their importance in the rags history

 

[mat]

His bollocks could be exaggerated in view of their importance in the rags history

Might be cheaper If we just attached a plastic white bottle to a stand with "Horse Spunk" written on it.

 

[xgorton]

SSN: "Mancheshnited looking to narrow the gap to within two points of the top four tonight."

The coonts need telling if Spurs win they will still be 7th even if they do pick 3 pts up,Aresnal will stay above them better goal difference.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Might be cheaper If we just attached a plastic white bottle to a stand with "Horse Spunk" written on it.

Or a Statue of the animal with the Govan Bully trying to get his hands on them ?

 

[BigJoe#1]

"It is understood that he stated that he told the club’s hierarchy that Luke Shaw, Aaron Wan-Bissaka and Harry Maguire – the most expensive defender in the world – were not good enough to be playing for Manchester United and, as such, would need replacing."

WAIT!!!!!! Hold your fuckin; horses.... does this mean we're in with a chance of getting Maguire. I mean, after all we were desperate to sign him way back when.... weren't we? (sniggers up sleeve)

 

[Petetheblu]

His bollocks could be exaggerated in view of their importance in the rags history

On one bollock could be the word Greed and the other Petulance.

 

[JASR]

Would be wrong for us to petition a statue of this great animal?

Now that’s a banner/statue that I could get behind.

years since Rock of Gibraltar ticking over.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Might be cheaper If we just attached a plastic white bottle to a stand with "Horse Spunk" written on it.

To be honest a pile of steaming shit would be more appropriate and reflect the standard of their performances.

 

[BigJoe#1]

The coonts need telling if Spurs win they will still be 7th even if they do pick 3 pts up,Aresnal will stay above them better goal difference.

I do like the word IF. As you will note, that is a big IF.

What IF they don't win?

 

[The perfect fumble]

Denial. Anger. Mourning.
Where are they in this journey?

Mourning.....

 

[xgorton]

I do like the word IF. As you will note, that is a big IF.

What IF they don't win?

They stay 7th IF Spurs get a point.

 

[Bollo]

"It is understood that he stated that he told the club’s hierarchy that Luke Shaw, Aaron Wan-Bissaka and Harry Maguire – the most expensive defender in the world – were not good enough to be playing for Manchester United and, as such, would need replacing."

From the same article….

“Rangnick is also understood to have been impressed with a number of United's current squad since his arrival, including Brazilian midfielder Fred, who he maintains could play a key role in the side”

Who said the Germans don’t have a sense of humour? Fred - lolz!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

From the same article….

“Rangnick is also understood to have been impressed with a number of United's current squad since his arrival, including Brazilian midfielder Fred, who he maintains could play a key role in the side”

Who said the Germans don’t have a sense of humour? Fred - lolz!

Fred is a decent player. We know that from his Shakhtar days.

The rags just haven’t been able to unlock his potential yet.

 

[Blootoof]

Would be wrong for us to petition a statue of this great animal?

Bruno not got one back in Portugal we could use?

 

[Tracking back]

SSN: "Mancheshnited looking to narrow the gap to within two points of the top four tonight."

Sly Sports are beyond a joke.

You would think they'd keep that shit to themselves. For such a sycophantic broadcasting outlet, all that does is highlights how desperate they are and how pathetic the rags situation has become.

 

[Bluewonder]

"It is understood that he stated that he told the club’s hierarchy that Luke Shaw, Aaron Wan-Bissaka and Harry Maguire – the most expensive defender in the world – were not good enough to be playing for Manchester United and, as such, would need replacing."

Ragnick is more clueless than I thought.

Sure, they aren't Cancelo, Walker and Dias, but they're more than capable of doing a job for a mid-table team like United.

 

[big gaz]

The gift that keeps on giving

Albert would have used a rope design.

 

[TCIB]

Not allowed that Ralph me old mucka. Listen to utd fans and they will tell you buying multiple defenders is absolutely disgusting. Even if the others are looking at retirement, certainly can't change 2 when they are in their prime years. That is just a vulgar display of wealth apparently, who can compete with that sort of spending they will cry. it's just not on Ralf lad.