Celtic Thread - 2021/22

Watching the Dons v the other mob. Tedious, lack pace, final third lack of guile, defensively dodgy. And Aberdeen are just as bad. Was spoiled last night with some brilliant stuff a' la Ange. Hatate, Maeda brilliant, Gucci looks proper too. Jota back. If last night was a taste of whats to come and I'm talking even better, which will happen. Then we are all in for a treat. For the first time in fucking years, and I'm.tslking two decades, I am actually thinking this big Aussie **** may be building a real team.

I'm practically giddy. Not quite, but practically is as near as I get to giddy. So I will take it.
 
The latest rumour, probably straight out the arse of a 37 year old virgin on twitter, still living with his ma and her two budgies, is a young guy called Matt O'Riley from MKDons. Anybody heard of him? Just in case.
 
Magicpole said:
Watching the Dons v the other mob. Tedious, lack pace, final third lack of guile, defensively dodgy. And Aberdeen are just as bad. Was spoiled last night with some brilliant stuff a' la Ange. Hatate, Maeda brilliant, Gucci looks proper too. Jota back. If last night was a taste of whats to come and I'm talking even better, which will happen. Then we are all in for a treat. For the first time in fucking years, and I'm.tslking two decades, I am actually thinking this big Aussie **** may be building a real team.

I'm practically giddy. Not quite, but practically is as near as I get to giddy. So I will take it.
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You are giddy. You should realise you don't judge players on 1 match, especially a home game to a depleted team. Leagues are won playing stubborn teams in tough grounds like Livingston, St Mirren etc.
 
frothy said:
Two of my Grandkids were born and live in Scotland with English parents, ok the son in law is a Scouser so don't know if that counts as English? But the kids have absolutely no interest in Football, but my other daughters two lads are football mad, one City mad and the other a little raggy because of his plastic dad
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You have my sympathy, mate.

Mrs Vienna’s son-in-law is a Littlewoods fan, but she was determined that both his children would grow up Blue.

And so it has proved.
 
Magicpole said:
The latest rumour, probably straight out the arse of a 37 year old virgin on twitter, still living with his ma and her two budgies, is a young guy called Matt O'Riley from MKDons. Anybody heard of him? Just in case.
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Well what do you know, that stay with mum and her budgies virgin was right. Lad looks promising in his clips at least. Might not get into the team, but looks better than the US star Sands. Then again, me with my Beckenbauer boots on right now would be better than that ****. Don't get me wrong, my box to box rampages would need to be reeled in due to impending death certainties, but my dribbling and laser passing woukd keep him on the bench. Just a pity for them I won't come out of retirement for an enemy club. Ah well.
 
Two great goals, but not a great watch at a wee ground with a shite pitch. I never enjoy these types of games.
 
That dirty cheating scumbag Robertson lets a booking go against Jota and a straight red against Gucci. fucking cheating vermin. We need VAR right fucking now with the cheats who officiate our games. Beyond a fuck8bg joke wgo blatant the utter bastards are. Cheats to a season ticket holding man.
 
Magicpole said:
That dirty cheating scumbag Robertson lets a booking go against Jota and a straight red against Gucci. fucking cheating vermin. We need VAR right fucking now with the cheats who officiate our games. Beyond a fuck8bg joke wgo blatant the utter bastards are. Cheats to a season ticket holding man.
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You know things must be a struggle when you have to come on and rant about refs when your playing Alloa. :-)
 
We need to refuse to have that cheating bastard Robertson ref any of our games again. Its open season when that piece of cheating shit is in charge. Fucking scumbag. One of our players career is going to be ended because players know they can get away with criminal challenges when that **** is in charge.

 
Well here we are, a new week and I may be in line for a call up to the bench. Away to the Jambos and my kind of game. Due to not being 22 anymore, a few of my tackles will shamefully be called late, but I am not as fast as I used to be, so should be cut a bit of slack. Guys playing against us who are 22, get away with them. Why not me? I think its my hair. Jealousy can be so tiring.

Anyway, looking forward to at last one of our games are on Sky for a fuck8ng change. It seems to be wall to wall Rangers games. Four new games have been added and 3 of them feature Rangers. Who knew? Well, me.
 
Magicpole said:
Well here we are, a new week and I may be in line for a call up to the bench. Away to the Jambos and my kind of game. Due to not being 22 anymore, a few of my tackles will shamefully be called late, but I am not as fast as I used to be, so should be cut a bit of slack. Guys playing against us who are 22, get away with them. Why not me? I think its my hair. Jealousy can be so tiring.

Anyway, looking forward to at last one of our games are on Sky for a fuck8ng change. It seems to be wall to wall Rangers games. Four new games have been added and 3 of them feature Rangers. Who knew? Well, me.
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MP, you know generally the away side out the Old Firm tends to be the TV game that weekend, don't think it's any great conspiracy, unless you are adding Sky to the list of Anti Celtic organisations?!
 
GunnerGer said:
MP, you know generally the away side out the Old Firm tends to be the TV game that weekend, don't think it's any great conspiracy, unless you are adding Sky to the list of Anti Celtic organisations?!
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Theyve been on it for years. ;)
 
GunnerGer said:
MP, you know generally the away side out the Old Firm tends to be the TV game that weekend, don't think it's any great conspiracy, unless you are adding Sky to the list of Anti Celtic organisations?!
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On a series note. The last time I looked, we had the same amount of away games. I would think a 50/50 split would be fair. Its nowhere near that and It fucks me off I pay the same as you and get less. I rarely watch the EPL live, If ever, so its only to see us. Four new games added and 3 youre in. If it was the other way around, you would probably get them all sacked as fenians, as you're so hard done by. First the refs arent giving you enough penalties and to top that scandal, sending your players off for getting booked twice. Its a fucking outrage. ;)
 
Magicpole said:
On a series note. The last time I looked, we had the same amount of away games. I would think a 50/50 split would be fair. Its nowhere near that and It fucks me off I pay the same as you and get less. I rarely watch the EPL live, If ever, so its only to see us. Four new games added and 3 youre in. If it was the other way around, you would probably get them all sacked as fenians, as you're so hard done by. First the refs arent giving you enough penalties and to top that scandal, sending your players off for getting booked twice. Its a fucking outrage. ;)
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That's because we are the Champions and consistently have larger viewing figures. ;-)

I've not been bothered to count back, but let's see the fixtures coming.

Hearts vs Celtic
Ross County vs Rangers
Hibs vs Hearts
Celtic vs Rangers
Motherwell vs Celtic
Rangers vs Hearts
Dundee Utd vs Rangers
Hibs vs Celtic
St Johnstone vs Rangers
Livi vs Celtic
Dundee vs Rangers
Rangers vs Celtic

6 Celtic, 7 Rangers. Doesn't seem to 1 sided?
 
GunnerGer said:
That's because we are the Champions and consistently have larger viewing figures. ;-)

I've not been bothered to count back, but let's see the fixtures coming.

Hearts vs Celtic
Ross County vs Rangers
Hibs vs Hearts
Celtic vs Rangers
Motherwell vs Celtic
Rangers vs Hearts
Dundee Utd vs Rangers
Hibs vs Celtic
St Johnstone vs Rangers
Livi vs Celtic
Dundee vs Rangers
Rangers vs Celtic

6 Celtic, 7 Rangers. Doesn't seem to 1 sided?
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Going forward not too bad, but i think the last game I saw on sky with us Booby Lennox was a ball boy. Feels like that anyway.
 
Magicpole said:
Going forward not too bad, but i think the last game I saw on sky with us Booby Lennox was a ball boy. Feels like that anyway.
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Haha, I like that. Must be well worse for the other clubs, it just seems to be when they have home games vs either side of the Old Firm apart from the Edinburgh Derby.
 
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