United Thread - 2021/22

[citizen_maine]

Why Friday team time? Weirdos.

They're playing Middlesbrough that night

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They're playing Middlesbrough that night

Ah, fair dos.

 

[TravisBickle]

Ah, fair dos.

Still fucking weirdos

 

[Kippax77]

Still fucking weirdos

Utd are horrible as well

 

[KentBlue]

They're playing Middlesbrough that night

A rag game is being shown live on TV...who'd have thought it?

 

[give it to gordon]

Here we go again,Get the zebra pants out.View attachment 35594

What are they moaning about now ? They have the highest squad wage bill in the league. They have their long lost son back from the brink of joining City ( allegedly ) for half a million aweek after tax. They have the god father of Germany football as interim manager. The owners have spent billions on the squad. They are in the top ten of premier league. They are still in the CL. They are still in the fa cup. Not bad really most clubs would take that ;)

 

[N1985]

What the fuck are they actually protesting?

They've had fucking millions pumped into that shit team.

 

[mexico1970]

What are they moaning about now ? They have the highest squad wage bill in the league. They have their long lost son back from the brink of joining City ( allegedly ) for half a million aweek after tax. They have the god father of Germany football as interim manager. The owners have spent billions on the squad. They are in the top ten of premier league. They are still in the CL. They are still in the fa cup. Not bad really most clubs would take that ;)

It's not fair that they are not winning anything, it's as basic as that but twice as funny.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What the fuck are they actually protesting?

They've had fucking millions pumped into that shit team.

Lingard staying?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

What the fuck are they actually protesting?

They've had fucking millions pumped into that shit team.

Yes but they can't handle being shite like the true mardarses that they are.

" it's not fair " because we are the " greatest team in the world "

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Lingard staying?

He's probably going to give 100% effort after being fucked about by them ..........not .

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He's probably going to give 100% effort after being fucked about by them ..........not .

He will on Tik Tok

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

He's probably going to give 100% effort after being fucked about by them ..........not .

But will probably still be twice as much as the Portugese Ponce(s)

 

[jazzy]

What the fuck are they actually protesting?

They've had fucking millions pumped into that shit team.

They have not won the January 2022 net spend trophy

 

[ysmsa]

They're playing Middlesbrough that night

This could get ugly, 9000 Boro are coming to watch their team, they won't give a shit about "the plight" of the Rags.

Any fucking about which risks the game being called off won't be taken lightly by the Boro who would've took a day off work and travelled down.

Arrogant selfish Rags as usual.

 

[discopop]

They have not won the January 2022 net spend trophy

No we have

 

[mexico1970]

No sign of it being mentioned on rag cafe, even they are embarrassed by it all.

 

[mexico1970]

Just had a look on their transfer window thread and the rules they have include telling a poster where to get his source from and how many times they can post, also there is to be no humour. This lot are off their rockers.

Transfer Tweets - 2021/22 | Check the OP for blacklisted sources before posting

Anyone not following the rules will be warned and perma banned from the thread. Please abide by the following list. DON'T: Post anything from clear BS accounts. Post anything from clickbait tabloid accounts. Post anything from aggregator sites (Utdreport etc) who don't link to original source...

www.redcafe.net

Anyone not following the rules will be warned and perma banned from the thread. Please abide by the following list.

DON'T:

• Post anything from clear BS accounts.
• Post anything from clickbait tabloid accounts.
• Post anything from aggregator sites (Utdreport etc) who don't link to original source and tend to make stuff up for retweets/follows.
• Post anything that was tweeted more than three days ago. If it wasn't posted before then, nobody cares.
• Use the thread to argue about the players United are linked with compared to those that a club like City are signing. If you want to moan, make a new thread.
• Use the thread to moan about people who are moaning.
• post offtopic comments in the thread. Keep the thread small and simple rather wasting pages on discussion about the quality of the player
• post more than two tweets per post.
• post joke/piss take tweets
• post a non-English tweet without a basic translation

Tweets from actual journalists who work for well known media outlets are always best. (Examples - Di Marzio, Mitten, Ogden, Mathieson, Marcotti, Jackson, Ducker etc)

Last year's blacklist still applies and we will add or subtract new accounts to the below list as appropriate.

Twitter Blacklist (outside of the obvious ones like indykaila etc, updated March 9th 2020)
SPOILER

Account	Reason
360Sources (@360Sources)	Fake ITK
Alistair Fergusson (@Fergie1975)	Fake ITK
Ashraf Laidi (@alaidi)	Fake ITK
Ben Fairthorne (@BFairthorne)	Fake ITK
Daily Express (@DExpress_Sport)	Posts any old rubbish
Daily Star (@DailyStar_Sport)	Posts any old rubbish
Diario Gol (@diarioGOLcom)	Posts any old rubbish
Diego Martinez (@DiegoMSport)	Fake ITK
Don Balon (@DonBalon)	Posts any old rubbish
Futbol de Inglaterra (@Mercado_Ingles)	Dodgy aggregator site with suspect sourcing
Gregory Ioannidis (@LawTop20)	Sports lawyer who decided to expand into being a fake ITK. Only worth listening to for info on rulings.
Henrique Alvero (@HenriqueAlvero)	Fake ITK
Hesham Bilal-Hafiz (@hesham786)
Julien (@Julien_mgrt)
Kevin Palmer (@RealKevinPalmer)	Posts any old rubbish
le10sport (@le10sport)	Posts any old rubbish
Manchester Utd ITK (@WoodwardsBurner)	Fake ITK
Matt Davies (@mattdaviesmcr)	Fake ITK
Metro (@Metro_Sport)	Posts any old rubbish
Peter Harding (@PHardingSport)	Fake ITK
Richard Marrow (@RichardMarrow)	Fake ITK
Riddy Muppetiers	Low Quality
The Sun (@TheSunFootball)	Posts any old rubbish
Tim Pearson (@TimPearsonMedia)	Fake ITK
Tom McDermott (@TomMcDermott)
Tommy Smyth (@TommySmythESPN)	Does work for ESPN but ignore anything transfer related
Transfer Bible (@TransferBibIe)	Fake ITK
UnitedReds (@UnitedRedscom)	Dodgy aggregator site with suspect sourcing
utdreport (@utdreport)	Don't link to original source and have previously exaggerated stuff
Vincent Rodriguez (@VRodriguezlaw)	Fake ITK

Also as a general idea, here's the Tier list from Reddit about the reliability of the journalists. Avoid posting stuff from low tiered sources
SPOILER: TIER LIST

Again this is just to give a general idea.

UPDATE FOR CLARITY:

what tweets can we post?
ALL English league tweets. No non-league tweets.
Major European top leagues only for Spanish, Italian, French, German, Dutch
Do not post tweets from outside of these boundaries.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Lingard staying?

Is Lingard in?
Is Lingard out?
In - out - in - out they muck the lad about
Whoa oh the hokey cokey...

 

[Bald fraud]

What the fuck are they actually protesting?

They've had fucking millions pumped into that shit team.

Lickle city are better than them at every level on and off the pitch and it breaks their little hearts