United Thread - 2021/22

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Rag cafe is a glorious, beautiful read.

This really warmed the cockles.

 

[Vienna_70]

"We're going down the pub".

"No, I don’t want a cup of tea!"

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Hopefully, Fernandinho can deliver a good kick as his last act in the shirt.

He could’ve killed the lad.

 

[crazyg]

The Pochettino rumour mill is whirring back into action I see.

Overhyped bottle job with an inflated sense of his own ability and importance.

A man with an allergy to silver so severe that he managed to come second in a one team league.

Should fit right in over there in SALFORD.

Is he joining the BBC in Media Citeh?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

You are Jimmy Pursey and I claim my £10 reward!!
(And you are not a Hersham Boy).

What is this? Questions and answers?

 

[birch villa]

An update on my new year resolution to hate the rags more every day , well am doing brilliant ctid

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Rag cafe is a glorious, beautiful read.

This really warmed the cockles. View attachment 35722

He spelled years as days.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Morning Blues.
nytid are SCUM.
As you were.
CTID.

 

[maccieblue]

Not as such.

I've never told Harry to Hurry Up.

Then mister you're a better man than I

 

[TravisBickle]

What would it take for United to lose supporters en masse?

Not trying to start a flamewar. Just legitimately worried. Hear me out before you get all up in arms. Our problem is club ownership. Not temporal thing that can be fixed in several years, not a bad manager, not bad squad, or any of that. We have club ownership that has proven to be absolutely...

www.redcafe.net

The cracks are getting bigger & bigger every day
It seems none of them signed up for this
Fucking lightweights

 

[give it to gordon]

What would it take for United to lose supporters en masse?

Not trying to start a flamewar. Just legitimately worried. Hear me out before you get all up in arms. Our problem is club ownership. Not temporal thing that can be fixed in several years, not a bad manager, not bad squad, or any of that. We have club ownership that has proven to be absolutely...

www.redcafe.net

The cracks are getting bigger & bigger every day
It seems none of them signed up for this
Fucking lightweights

Taken from the same post ! The sence of entitlement. I wont mention the grammar lol oh I just did. I havent done a google search but Real Madrid have won the champions league/European cup alot more than utd. So its interesting as to what he classes as 'most decorated'. Important club ? To who ?

United is not just some club. It is one of world's most decorated, important, biggest and important clubs. Can we really get adjusted to long-term becoming a club that can't even fight for high titles?

 

[TravisBickle]

Taken from the same post ! The sence of entitlement. I wont mention the grammar lol oh I just did. I havent done a google search but Real Madrid have won the champions league/European cup alot more than utd. So its interesting as to what he classes as 'most decorated'. Important club ? To who ?

United is not just some club. It is one of world's most decorated, important, biggest and important clubs. Can we really get adjusted to long-term becoming a club that can't even fight for high titles?

Frank Grimes said:
The one positive about the club is our amazing support. 5 years without a trophy, watching rubbish football for years yet Old Trafford is always full or practically full every home game. Would never happen in Spain or Italy

A whole 5 years! So hardcore lol.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

At least they can always lord it over us that they’ve got more fans in Nigeria.

 

[Withnail]

Rag cafe is a glorious, beautiful read.

This really warmed the cockles. View attachment 35722

Comprehensive dismantling, sums the performance up well. Should have been 5 or 6.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Comprehensive dismantling, sums the performance up well. Should have been 5 or 6.

2-0 is actually more painful though in a number of ways.

At 5 you just give up don’t you. Wait for full time and move on. 2-0 is a score line where you should still be fighting to get back into the game. Except they couldn’t. Didn’t even have a whiff. It was like a lion playing with an antelope, toying with it and torturing it slowly.

 

[Blue Llama]

Did they actually read that before releasing it?

Looks to me as though the rags board realised that their strategy on Lingard in January looked stupid to the world so they came up with what they thought would be an explanation that gave the club 'you don't mess with us' reputation only to balls it up.

 

[jacko74]

At least they can always lord it over us that they’ve got more fans in Nigeria.

I was having a discussion with rags elsewhere regarding their foreign so called 'fans' and they genuinely are proud of having them and were saying it proves what genuine and loyal 'fans' they are as they still 'supported' united despite nearly a decade of underachievement and mediocrity.

 

[bluemonkey71]

A whole 5 years! So hardcore lol.

I don’t think that’s long enough to test them. Give it another 10 years

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

A rag I used to work with always referred to Jessie Lingard as “Messi Lingard”.

It was cringe as fuck back then but just plain hilarious now.

 

[JASR]

I don’t think that’s long enough to test them. Give it another 10 years

You missed off a zero