United Thread - 2021/22

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How in the name of good fuck have they been able to shoehorn halland into utd needing a striker and making it seem that they would be at the front of the queue for him,absolutely baffling fawning piece from the bbc suppose he could go there if they busted the transfer record by about 200mill and wages to match if any club could get away with it with the backing of the press it would be these chancers,not that I think it would ever happen anyhow..
I think Haaland and/or his agent are attempting to lead the rags up the garden path. He's leading them on by fluttering his eyelashes and sending out the 'come-and-get-me' signals but has no intention of ever going there.
Not just because the pikey ended his dad's career, in itself a good enough reason, but he can see the downwards trajectory the verminous rags are on and doesn't to be a part of that - understandably.

But oddly enough, I also believe the rags themselves are aware of his position: ie, he wouldn't sign for that club under any condition. But they are milking the publicity for all their worth, gaining plenty of clicks and tabloid headlines along the way, taking the focus off all the turmoil that appears to be engulfing the swamp-dwellers.
 
I think Haaland and/or his agent are attempting to lead the rags up the garden path. He's leading them on by fluttering his eyelashes and sending out the 'come-and-get-me' signals but has no intention of ever going there.
Not just because the pikey ended his dad's career, in itself a good enough reason, but he can see the downwards trajectory the verminous rags are on and doesn't to be a part of that - understandably.

But oddly enough, I also believe the rags themselves are aware of his position: ie, he wouldn't sign for that club under any condition. But they are milking the publicity for all their worth, gaining plenty of clicks and tabloid headlines along the way, taking the focus off all the turmoil that appears to be engulfing the swamp-dwellers.
I wish Haaland would issue a press statement saying as a result of that assault he would never sign for the scum.
Sadly it won't happen as his agent will use them to drive up the price/wages.
 
Don't know if this has been posted before and 2000 plus pages are a lot to go through to find out. An enentertaining 10 minutes of Comedy frolic.



Half a season worth of fuck ups lasting 10 minutes…scary shit!
Only thing missing from this vid is the Benny Hill tune on a continuous loop!
 
Half a season worth of fuck ups lasting 10 minutes…scary shit!
Only thing missing from this vid is the Benny Hill tune on a continuous loop!
Incredulous that he is their captain. Their striker, such as he is, had won things there before his emancipation from the bond of slavery. So has their GK. Yet, Harry is their captain.
 
Incredulous that he is their captain. Their striker, such as he is, had won things there before his emancipation from the bond of slavery. So has their GK. Yet, Harry is their captain.
Just imagine how much that rankles other players in the dressing room. All the foreign players know he's nowhere near good enough for the Premier League. So let's hope he leads them to the Championship
 
Just imagine how much that rankles other players in the dressing room. All the foreign players know he's nowhere near good enough for the Premier League. So let's hope he leads them to the Championship
I remember Fernandinho nearly strangling newly arrived Mahrez by his neck because he wasn't pressing intensely enough during the Liverpool match. None of other City players dared to come between Fernandinho and Mahrez. Imagine Harry having a word with their striker for this and that.
 
United fans themselves are destroying that club. All those fans want is lots of money spending on Hollywood signings.

"We want Sanchez, we demand maguire, we need Pogba"

Lately they've been saying instead of spending 80m on a maguire buy 2 or 3 players. Let's be sensible (let's do it like city)

Now they're going for poch they want to spend lots on kane. At 29! They never learn. I think that's the only way they can beat us by spending more money.

I am so glad we're not as over bloated as them.
 
The Curse of Unsold Trafford.
The Donut thief has added further comedic value to that shit stain of a club. Not that there is a paucity of laughter.
A curse ? No you are simply not good enough.
They are the hamster on the wheel -furiously going nowhere despite the effort. Relentlessly doing the same thing over and over.
* Celebrating mediocrity
• hailing the next signing,youth product next manager as the worlds best and game changer
• being linked with every star player under the sun.
• incoherent transfer strategy
• failing to manage expectations
• total reliance of past glories
• a fan base that believes the sycophants in the media.

There’s your curse you bunch of lemmings
 
The results haven’t got any better under wreck it Ralph, the training hasn’t improved. You do wonder if they should have rode it out till the end of the season with Noddy instead? Whoever is going in there in the summer as manager, they have a huge job on their hands, a disjointed squad, lots of players leaving for free, a youth set up that is years behind City’s. They are doomed.
 
And again for those that missed it :


Lovely seeing them admit we've screwed their transfer policy up.

"I wish he would just retire" sums up the feeling in the PL from our opposition fans.
 
The Curse of Unsold Trafford.
The Donut thief has added further comedic value to that shit stain of a club. Not that there is a paucity of laughter.
A curse ? No you are simply not good enough.
They are the hamster on the wheel -furiously going nowhere despite the effort. Relentlessly doing the same thing over and over.
* Celebrating mediocrity
• hailing the next signing,youth product next manager as the worlds best and game changer
• being linked with every star player under the sun.
• incoherent transfer strategy
• failing to manage expectations
• total reliance of past glories
• a fan base that believes the sycophants in the media.

There’s your curse you bunch of lemmings
I do love the notion that the idea they are just collectively shite hasn't even entered their thinking.

Absolutely sublime...........
 
Utd potentially going to lose some big players this season and next or see a bump up wages
That net spend trophy is probably going to be out of reach for a few more years
Out of contract this season

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Next season
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