United Thread - 2021/22

[LangleyBlue1970]

Most expensively assembled squad in PL history, according to Humphries.

Absolutely embarrassing they’re as shit as they are with that stat attached.

 

[Vienna_70]

Shrek is in the public eye again, maybe he fancies a return, imagine all the clicks from Asia.

And retirement homes.

 

[Keep the Faith]

Manchester United have threatened to ban season ticket holders who do not show up for at least 10 home league games next season. (Star)

Surely worth a call to the RSPCA. That is cruel.

I would say "more a blessing". Now they have a reason not to watch that shit

 

[Northblue]

He really is a footballing genius.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

View attachment 36339

He really is a footballing genius.

If they do that and never concede again, they might even draw a couple of games.

 

[The perfect fumble]

View attachment 36339

He really is a footballing genius.

 

[Northblue]

I’m awaiting the signing of benson and hedges in the summer

 

[journolud]

'Manchester United's 31-year-old Spanish goalkeeper David de Gea says a "curse" must be behind the club's recent lack of trophies'

That curse is called peps City you fucking clown!

I’ve personally cursed the fuckers hundreds of times but much as I would like to take the credit it really isn’t down to me that they are ahit

 

[Inter Me Nan]

I’ve personally cursed the fuckers hundreds of times but much as I would like to take the credit it really isn’t down to me that they are shit

 

[citizen_maine]

I’ve personally cursed the fuckers hundreds of times but much as I would like to take the credit it really isn’t down to me that they are ahit

maybe it's just the cumulative effect of all of us

 

[Citizen Mike]

I very rarely watch anyone but City. Just watching manure vs saints and I'm surprised by how many empty seats there is , cheeky bastards.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

There is no way he should be near the England squad. But he will be in it and that shows why I don't really follow the National side

As much as I agree he’s a bag of shit, he’s actually half decent in an England shirt next to Stones and under a coach who’s not a total moron.

But I’m a bigger fan of Southgate than most on here.

 

[dickie davies]

 

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

United are a mess - a lot of talented but supremely unmotivated individualist players - led by incompetent yet very wealthy owners. It's a year's-long struggle to right this club even given proper management - current ownership is such that proper management seems unlikely.

 

[spiny]

Sancho scores against the Saints. Reported as a brilliant goal. Sterling is berated for scoring similar tap-ins. Expect calls for Sancho to replace Raheem in the England team now he has scored 2 in 3 but the rags still only get to draw at home against Southampton.

 

[Barcon]

Something Beglin better get used to thanks to his big mouth.

 

[bluemc1]

Not a coming together, one player stood still one just runs into him and knocks him over

pathetic

 

[M16 citeh]

Il never get bored of watching these suffer bloody brilliant result mind the gap

 

[jimharri]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]