United Thread - 2021/22

[plattlanebenches]

They were like the school bully, who had rich parents and lorded it over everyone, cheating in exams and sports.

Now they're like going to a school reunion years later and the historic bully being a feeble middle aged man, whose dad went bankrupt and had to move them into a 2-bed terrace from their opulent farmhouse, and who wouldn't say boo to a goose.

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[Crazycorner]

Here here.
And I had woodchip wallpaper.
Some people don't know they're born.

i still have woodchip in a couple of rooms .....

 

[East Level 2]

Here here.
And I had woodchip wallpaper.
Some people don't know they're born.

Nowt wrong with woodchip. The problem comes when you try to get it off.

 

[jimharri]

Here here.
And I had woodchip wallpaper.
Some people don't know they're born.

Painted in Magnolia, I hope.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

New season, new thread ...

Same shite football!

 

[Blue_eyes]

COACHING STAFF
Name/Position
Ralf Rangnick
Caretaker Manager
Mike Phelan
Assistant Manager
Chris Armas
Assistant Manager
Richard Hartis
Goalkeeping Coach
Craig Mawson
Goalkeeping Coach
Mike Clegg
Conditioning Coach
Andrew Meredith
Chief Analyst
Paul Brand
Chief Analyst
Eric Ramsay
Individual Coach
Richard Hawkins
Athletic Coach
Mark Dempsey
Coordinator of talent management
Ewan Sharp
Match Analyst
MANAGEMENT
Name/Position
John Murtough
Director of Football
Darren Fletcher
Technical Director
Helmut Groß
Adivser of management
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
Name/Position
Sir Bobby Charlton
Board Member
Sir Alex Ferguson
Board Member
David Gill
Board Member
SCOUTING
Name/Position
Jim Lawlor
Chief Scout
Andreas Herrmann
Scout
David Williams
Scout
Marcel Bout
Scout
Budimir Vujacic
Scout
Tommy Möller Nielsen
Scout
Thomas Bormann
Scout
Armand Benneker
Scout
Vasco Noronha
Scout
Roy Beukenkamp
Scout
Péter Szőke
Scout
Scott Donnelly
Scout
David Harrison
Youth Chief Scout
Rene Moonen
Youth Scout
MEDICAL DEPARTMENT
Name/Position
Rod Thornley
Physiotherapist
Jos van Dijk
Physiotherapist
David Binningsley
Physiotherapist
Sascha Lense
Sport Psychologist
James Parr
Sports Scientist
Robin Sadler
Medical Director Physiotherapy
OTHER ACTIVITIES
Name/Position
Bryan Robson
Club representative
Les Parry
Academy Staff
Justin Cochrane
Academy Staff
YOUTH
Name/Position
Nick Cox
Academy Manager



Fucking hell; that's more than we get for our games at the Emptihad.

Very good research........but I,m afraid that you forgot the pigmol and var "part time staff".

 

[manimanc]

Nowt wrong with woodchip. The problem comes when you try to get it off.

The problem I found a couple of times was when I turned over in the night and my hand hit the wall and got the woodchips wedged under my fingernail.
Was instantly awake like what the fuck has happened.

 

[threespires]

Fuck off bastards I hate you you're laughably shit.
Think I covered all bases there.

I hope you don't mind me editing for complete accuracy.

 

[jimharri]

Very good research........but I,m afraid that you forgot the pigmol and var "part time staff".

I can’t lie, that's a copy & paste job off the caff.

 

[Blue_eyes]

I can’t lie, that's a copy & paste job off the caff.

My apologies, the oversight is obviously theirs.

 

[jimharri]

My apologies, the oversight is obviously theirs.

I'll let it go. This time. Don't let it happen again.

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

Getting the impression that the refs are not red carding slabhead delierately so thar he will be a complete disaster for them in the following game.
That montage of his fuckups this season was a great watch.
He just gets worse every game. It is pure comedy.

 

[scousemanc]

Ragnick has a selection problem regarding who to drop. Which of the two shit, ageing, has-been strikers, is the shitter?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Due to events of the past week, United players have been banned from keeping pets because they can’t keep hold of the lead.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Nowt wrong with woodchip. The problem comes when you try to get it off.

We had it when I was a kid. I remember there not being any issue getting rid of it even with about a dozen coats of paint It had acquired over the years. To be honest the council did knock the whole street and surrounding area down which helped I suppose.

 

[Badensbluemoon]

United is the gift that keeps on giving... They keep falling without hitting bottom... Amusing really

 

[Vienna_70]

Sounds like you need to give yourself a break from Sadcafe until a momentous defeat happens. You’re getting bored by their increasing acceptance of being boringly shit.

My Oh My!

I bet Every Day Hurts over there.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

My Oh My!

I bet Every Day Hurts over there.

I can’t go over there much. I never want to tire of seeing their true pain.

 

[Vienna_70]

Ragnick has a selection problem regarding who to drop. Which of the two shit, ageing, has-been strikers, is the shitter?

I thought that was the pisscan!

 

[Blue Mist]

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I was harsh earlier this looks more appetising than the football on show.

If I was served that I'd take sarnies