Alan Harper's Tash
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Paper bin day for us tomorrow. Wonder which district our bin will be in.
You should be fcuking banned for that haEnjoy
If it had been the end of month, it would have been a red warning!Is it a coincidence that the female named storms are ‘bigger and badder’ storms than the male named ones, or do they do that on purpose?
Dudley was a fairly bad one last night but he was only a yellow warning, whereas Eunice is on the way and she’s an amber warning.
Agreed...although I would go for the more dramatic...'Widowmaker' ..'greenhousefucker''...etc...or the more exotic ' Flatulence Del Diablo''I can't understand why they give the storms such tame names, Eunice and Dudley aren't going to scare anyone. They should be called Adolf, Shipman, Pol Pot or such like.
I always imagine tragic meteorological geeks give them girls names and wank off over them.I can't understand why they give the storms such tame names, Eunice and Dudley aren't going to scare anyone. They should be called Adolf, Shipman, Pol Pot or such like.
Hope my pussy doesnt get blown overyeah ...storm "thunder bastard" is on its way....
A piece of paper just flew past me.
you need to put some work into your 'wank bank' mate...I always imagine tragic meteorological geeks give them girls names and wank off over them.
You love that pussy you do.........stroke it and look after it.Hope my pussy doesnt get blown over
Always lolYou love that pussy you do.........stroke it and look after it.
Were you in Brighton in 1987 when they had a proper storm Kaz?I dont know about the definition of a storm is but down here it has been stormy for over two days , rain and all my trees were swaying ,tomorrow is supposed to be a proper storm here they say
Red now darn sarf.Is it a coincidence that the female named storms are ‘bigger and badder’ storms than the male named ones, or do they do that on purpose?
Dudley was a fairly bad one last night but he was only a yellow warning, whereas Eunice is on the way and she’s an amber warning.
No i was in bristol, working in casualty , carnageWere you in Brighton in 1987 when they had a proper storm Kaz?
Fuck me , i would panic