Russian invasion of Ukraine

[bobmcfc]

An episode of ancient aliens had the nuclear missile bunker being turned off by aliens. That’s about as best as you could hope for right now.

Oh

 

[crazyg]

Behave the drunk had flown a crop duster - identical really

Fox One: that's the boll weevils killed!

 

[andyhinch]

The nuclear facility at Chernobyl has been surrounded and taken over by the Russians, I don’t like the sound of that, one bomb on the top of that and we’ve all had it.
Peace talks while they carry on bombing the second city is bad. The situation isn’t getting any better

There’s absolutely no value in them doing that.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I see a social media backlash from the usual people and posts in here from the usual people mate tbh.

Look, I agree it needs doing but it isn’t something that will miraculously save lives immediately because those fleeing are going through western borders into the EU.

Let’s get them out and let’s pump arms and humanitarian aid in and let’s focus on beating Putin.

So nothing that miraculously saves lives immediately needs addressing today?

You agree with me, yet it’s no biggie.

If the government aren’t pumping in arms and humanitarian aid, then I’ll absolutely call them out on that too.

 

[bobmcfc]

“Prepared”?

What do you expect me to prepare?

If it happens we’re all dead, I’m just hoping I’m near enough to one that I’m dead within seconds.

He won’t do it though - the **** is that scared of catching Covid he won’t allow his advisors to sit with him.

He cares too much about himself to commit suicide.

You think people won't then they do.

If he does we're fucked so are we prepared to take him out or just laugh because we don't really think he will do it.

 

[Northblue]

Worse case scenario and he fires off some nukes.

I'm gonna come off as dumb as fuck here but I've never ever had to think about this happening.

Can we stop it ? Shoot it down ? Jam signals. What defences do we have other than hide in a basement (which I don't have)

Neighbours basement?

 

[Bazzmand Show]

Hello Mr Murdoch

There's more news outlets than fucking Sky. Al Jazeera for one.

 

[bobmcfc]

Neighbours basement?

Nope. Assuming the target will be London and not failsworth. But I'm possibly underestimating the blast radius

 

[crazyg]

Probably a few of the ex Warsaw Pact countries have MIGs and Su-27s sitting around which the Ukrainians will already be trained on and which they would be happy to part with in exchange for some more modern jets from the rest of the EU.

The Flanker (sp?) is a lovely piece of kit, as is the Fulcrum. Most times I see the Flanker pictures on FlightRadar,
they're in Ukrainian livery.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

“Prepared”?

What do you expect me to prepare?

If it happens we’re all dead, I’m just hoping I’m near enough to one that I’m dead within seconds.

He won’t do it though - the **** is that scared of catching Covid he won’t allow his advisors to sit with him.

He cares too much about himself to commit suicide.

You might just have hit on the solution, get someone with covid to go and cough near him & the world might just be saved :-)

 

[Elbow beards]

This putin chap, he really is a silly sausage isn't he.

 

[bluemoon32]

Worse case scenario and he fires off some nukes.

I'm gonna come off as dumb as fuck here but I've never ever had to think about this happening.

Can we stop it ? Shoot it down ? Jam signals. What defences do we have other than hide in a basement (which I don't have)

The only defence we'd have is the 'Harry Maguire defence' , in other words, fuck all

 

[marco]

Is that readiness 2 or 3?

alert level number 6 i think

Worse case scenario and he fires off some nukes.

I'm gonna come off as dumb as fuck here but I've never ever had to think about this happening.

Can we stop it ? Shoot it down ? Jam signals. What defences do we have other than hide in a basement (which I don't have)

dont go there,,we'd be finished as well as them

 

[Bluemoon115]

Negotiations have ended.

Somehow I don't the war is over.

 

[Scottyboi]

So Kharkiv is the Russian speaking population he wanted to liberate and has now decided to bomb, how does that one work then?

 

[metalblue]

Neighbours basement?

Unless you’re neighbour looks like Fred West obviously

 

[bobmcfc]

Negotiations have ended.

Somehow I don't the war is over.

They are supposed to ceasefire during negotiations but it's more likely they took the opportunity to sneak more troops over the Belarus(ian) border

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

How fucking wild is it that many of us are just sat going about our day, while checking the internet every ten minutes for updates about a potentially world ending scenario kicking off? Ffs. No wonder I've had a permanent tension headache for a few days.

I have to dig out for some drains at the side of my house to show the building inspector. I think I will give it a miss for the next few weekends

 

[metalblue]

Nope. Assuming the target will be London and not failsworth. But I'm possibly underestimating the blast radius
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[MCFC1993]

So Kharkiv is the Russian speaking population he wanted to liberate and has now decided to bomb, how does that one work then?

Looks to me that they've changed their stance on Kharkiv to 'if we can't have it, nobody can'.

Dangerous from Putin but it will just anger Ukrainians more. Don't know what he's expecting when all this is over but he'll never have control in that region.