United Thread - 2021/22

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I've been up all night working on a sophisticated, empirical model that takes inputs from various sources, including game stats and financial projections.

I've then used advanced statistical techniques to correlate all these figures and the conclusion is that they are, in fact, fucking shit.
Thank God you've finished that project - it's official, then!
 
Five live on way home,call after call,"I've supported Utd for 50 odd years,and I'm done,blah blah blah "

I mean seriously what did they expect,playing away at the current champions,leaders and arguably best team around for fuck sake,if their frustrations are bubbling after the 0-0 home draw v fucking Watford then say it,but don't talk about them throwing the towel in at our place,they were proven for what they are,fucking shite.

We all know it,we have all seen it all season,below average football team,and in their hearts they know that coming away with a 4-1 defeat was a result,as it could have been 7,easily
 
Five live on way home,call after call,"I've supported Utd for 50 odd years,and I'm done,blah blah blah "
I noticed that and it reminded me of being back at school when they were relegated and when we came back after the summer holidays one particular loudmouth rag had swapped allegiances and had a brand new Oldham Athletic bag
 
They are lightyears away from us and the gap is getting bigger. The odd derby Day result in their favour means nothing.

Year on year they are finding new ways to do things backwards.

They are at a near ultimate peak now of foolishness. Hiring a bloke more famous for seemingly showing the likes of Tuchel what to not do rather than achieve anything as a manager himself.

The squad clearly has no respect for him or any of his staff. This nonsense of an interim manager and then going to a consultancy role is the sort of shite you see at a business just before it goes bust.

Rat boy Neville likened it to when Chelsea have used Avram Grant or Hiddink but not mentioning the fact that those squads were so strong and basically managed themselves. The rags are a squad of petulant children on massive wages and high on entitlement.

Not sure where it comes from when you consider 90% of the squad has won fuck all, must be all that mold growing around old trafford that's giving them headaches.

Some seem to be waking up to what's happening and the likes of Keane etc acknowledge that it's not just a defeat anymore, it's a schooling. It's a defeat against a team that plays football so well that even the rags couldn't muster a similar performance on FIFA 22.

A billion spent on wages and transfer fees and not a single player gets in the squad for us.

The glazers aren't interested in performances, the cheques keep arriving.

Long may it continue.
 
I noticed that and it reminded me of being back at school when they were relegated and when we came back after the summer holidays one particular loudmouth rag had swapped allegiances and had a brand new Oldham Athletic bag

Hahaha, I'd be surprised if it was Oldham these days mate,however FC United is always gonna be an option I guess.
 
Thought Neville was very disrespectful to Micah.
I agree, he told Micah to stop being so emotive because Neville had no answers to what he was asking. Why appoint Ragnick if it compromised further their European ambitions? Where's the money gone? What even is the united way? All questions Gary Chuckle had to sidestep.

Although I would also encourage Micah to take a chill pill. Don't need to get so worked up about that lot being pants, or even if the other pundits fail to listen to his points.

Ironically it's not listening to the obvious and instead siding with overly emotive pundits as they call for one of the boys to get the job, more money to be spent, a new manager, a riot against the ownership, that extends their current predicament. Just sit back and smile, Micah!
 
Some rumors circulating that Rangnick told Ronaldo he won't be starting in the derby, to opt for a more defensive approach, and Ronaldo refused to be included in the squad entirely.

Brilliant if true.
I'm sorry I wanted him in the summer. He would have been an unmitigated disaster here
 
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I agree, he told Micah to stop being so emotive because Neville had no answers to what he was asking. Why appoint Ragnick if it compromised further their European ambitions? Where's the money gone? What even is the united way? All questions Gary Chuckle had to sidestep.

Although I would also encourage Micah to take a chill pill. Don't need to get so worked up about that lot being pants, or even if the other pundits fail to listen to his points.

Ironically it's not listening to the obvious and instead siding with overly emotive pundits as they call for one of the boys to get the job, more money to be spent, a new manager, a riot against the ownership, that extends their current predicament. Just sit back and smile, Micah!
Spoke to Neville after the match asked him if he'd enjoyed it! said he had loved it !
 
I agree, he told Micah to stop being so emotive because Neville had no answers to what he was asking. Why appoint Ragnick if it compromised further their European ambitions? Where's the money gone? What even is the united way? All questions Gary Chuckle had to sidestep.

Although I would also encourage Micah to take a chill pill. Don't need to get so worked up about that lot being pants, or even if the other pundits fail to listen to his points.

Ironically it's not listening to the obvious and instead siding with overly emotive pundits as they call for one of the boys to get the job, more money to be spent, a new manager, a riot against the ownership, that extends their current predicament. Just sit back and smile, Micah!

i can see why Micah got so annoyed. The man only recently retired from football and has far more of an insight into the mind of the modern footballer. Neville played under a grand total of one manager in his career.
 
Some rumors circulating that Rangnick told Ronaldo he won't be starting in the derby, to opt for a more defensive approach, and Ronaldo refused to be included in the squad entirely.

Brilliant if true.
He was supposed to be their saviour/returning hero.....when in fact he has only served to cause further disharmony and unbalance to an already fractured dressing room.

Nothing more than an astronomical drain on their wages and another nail in their coffin.
 
Thought Neville was very disrespectful to Micah.

Agree Micah does get loud though and if he new not more about the rags history he could of ripped Neville to pieces with all this we didn’t won’t Conti he ain’t a rag manager or it’s not the rag way sorry the rag way in there entire history is sacking managers till they get it right they’ve had 2 and this city side would rip fergies side to bits.
 
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