United Thread - 2021/22

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The more you watch it the better it gets. It's the little things like Maguire's Phil the Face-esque gurn and the slightly delayed reaction in going down as if his brain is processing that it really was his own captain who's just twatted him.

I think the fancy word for it is 'exquisite'.
I thought it was just me being weird watching it over and over. If you leave it on a loop it gets better every time.

It becomes like a Shakespearean tragedy with the Fake Ron anti hero dying dramatically at the end of the scene. There’s a bit of Romeo and Juliet in there as well somewhere with them both dying unknowingly at each other’s hands.

maybe I need to get out for a walk.

Get some fresh air
 
You could buy 200 houses, the very best houses. 10 maybe 15 of the finest ocean going yachts, a Caribbean island or two, a space rocket to the moon, anything.
Instead you buy Maguire.

I want to type more but I am laughing my bollocks off.
Oh, you could buy 100 houses
Then buy 100 more
A dozen oligarch's super yachts
Or the whole of the Azores

But you scumbags screamed for new toys
Whilst your ground became a pit
You fell for city's aggro
And signed some slabhead shit

And when city led the way
You wanted some of that
So spunked another few mansions worth
On some piano playing twat

Then one summer it got too much
When you heard we wanted Ron
So you emptied out your bank accounts
But city just marched on!
 
Oh, you could buy 100 houses
Then buy 100 more
A dozen oligarch's super yachts
Or the whole of the Azores

But you scumbags screamed for new toys
Whilst your ground became a pit
You fell for city's aggro
And signed some slabhead shit

And when city led the way
You wanted some of that
So spunked another few mansions worth
On some piano playing twat

Then one summer it got too much
When you heard we wanted Ron
So you emptied out your bank accounts
But city just marched on!
Brilliant!

That is worth so much more than just a "like"!
 
He is off to PSG for one last pay day where he will play alongside Messi. He will do well in the Frence pub league. It is sad in a way..a bit like George Best and Rodney Marsh playing out their careers with comedy capers at Fulham.
Nah, Itk.Goldbridge says false ron is assessing the new project that's being peddled around the swamp before making a decision.
 
andy tate at FCUM
what don't they get ?? hahahahahah

i thought fucm fans hate united or anything to do with united and the glazers supporters



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Oh, you could buy 100 houses
Then buy 100 more
A dozen oligarch's super yachts
Or the whole of the Azores

But you scumbags screamed for new toys
Whilst your ground became a pit
You fell for city's aggro
And signed some slabhead shit

And when city led the way
You wanted some of that
So spunked another few mansions worth
On some piano playing twat

Then one summer it got too much
When you heard we wanted Ron
So you emptied out your bank accounts
But city just marched on!
A little change here and there and would a brilliant my old mans a dustman song. Well done sir!
 
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