The Conservative Party

They will just reach for the old tried and trusted favourites.
Just last week at PMQs, we saw the overdue reappearance of the old ‘it’s the fault of the last labour government‘ (12years and counting). An oldie but still a goody if you’ve got a gullible enough audience.
Rising fuel and food costs can soon be passed off as a result of the pandemic and now the Ukraine invasion and war.
Rising interest rates can be passed off as the result of any of the above.
Some or all of it of course can always simply be attributed to bloody foreigners, that’s always a vote winner no matter what.
Remember, we are talking about swathes of extremely politically illiterate voters.
Brexit has now been swept almost entirely from the public consciousness so they will not have to even think about that as its worst excesses are nowhere to be seen unless you are a farmer, a fisherman, an international trucker, an importer/exporter or you work for P&O.
For the moment anyway.

I agree that people who are prepared to repeatedly punch themselves in the face at the encouragement of one party who tells you that is good because the other lot would tell you to kick yourself in the bollocks at same time
only works with the older voter who hates forriners........younger folk can see why they can't afford to live and just have to be encouraged to vote
 
A opinion piece in Farmers Weekly sums up Eustace's farms policy, but you could apply it to prices, taxes, inflation generally:

Inaction is the plan.

If your actions have caused a shit storm why would you engage in further actions?
 
Johnson has a minimum of 7 kids - I'd love to learn the justification for Carrie being able to claim child benefit whilst a family on a council estate can't claim it for their 3rd child
 
Some of it seemed to be "the failed companies need the costs covering, so you're going to help by adding £xxx to your bills"
And more people being forced onto the highest tariffs. Like the oil companies energy companies are making a killing and laughing all the way to the bank and it is the poor who are being hit the hardest.

Bbbbut we are giving you all this money, £150 off your council tax and £200 off your energy bill(which will have to be paid back but they get back more than they pay out) the Government will say. Yes but that is our money anyway and it goes to the energy companies.

I have said before that our son works at one of the largest energy suppliers in the procurement area of gas and sees the money being made by these companies.
 
And more people being forced onto the highest tariffs. Like the oil companies energy companies are making a killing and laughing all the way to the bank and it is the poor who are being hit the hardest.

Bbbbut we are giving you all this money, £150 off your council tax and £200 off your energy bill(which will have to be paid back but they get back more than they pay out) the Government will say. Yes but that is our money anyway and it goes to the energy companies.

I have said before that our son works at one of the largest energy suppliers in the procurement area of gas and sees the money being made by these companies.

This is part of it, before they (Ecotricity) go on to criticise the govt directly. They''re quite small, and note that other 'less green' companies will be cheaper.

"However, we’ve been hit with an unexpected cost by Ofgem and the government, basically another tax – this one is to pay for the cost of policy failure that has led to the demise of nearly 30 energy suppliers and the stranding of four million customers. The cost of this so far this winter is some £2 billion. And government policy is to place this cost upon surviving energy companies – making those companies that were well run, and their customers, pay for those that were not.
We think this is wrong, but we are forced to pay – our share of this is nearly £7 million.
Additionally, we’ve just been advised of an increase in network costs for the coming year of £3m – and there seems to be no cap on these."
 
Dowden - Minister for Paperclips and Plastic Rulers I think - another weird fantasist


Brought a lump to my throat….but that turned out to be my breakfast coming back up!
I hope the delightful mr Dowden and his no doubt equally delightful offspring will go for a nice stroll round some of the slightly less calm suburban parts of Liverpool, or Newcastle or Glasgow or London and admire how instead of lovely privet hedges they have far more food banks than you unfortunate folk of Hertfordshire, and that they can enjoy the freedom given to them by this value loving government to be hungry.
I‘m off to the garden centre now to buy some privet hedges to demonstrate my love for freedom and British values.
 
Brought a lump to my throat….but that turned out to be my breakfast coming back up!
I hope the delightful mr Dowden and his no doubt equally delightful offspring will go for a nice stroll round some of the slightly less calm suburban parts of Liverpool, or Newcastle or Glasgow or London and admire how instead of lovely privet hedges they have far more food banks than you unfortunate folk of Hertfordshire, and that they can enjoy the freedom given to them by this value loving government to be hungry.
I‘m off to the garden centre now to buy some privet hedges to demonstrate my love for freedom and British values

This summer I shall refuse to maintain and trim my privets in an act of silent defiance
 
He shouldn't have fucked that pig as well...

The man who destroyed this country with a referendum to placate his backbenchers. Cameron was so arrogant to think he'd win. He then fucks off to live in France to avoid the consequences.

 
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Worst government I've lived under.

National Insurance up
Income Tax up
Council Tax Up
Inflation through the roof
No movement on fuel duty

They're doing nothing to help with inflation, whilst writing off fraud from during Covid.
 
Worst government I've lived under.

National Insurance up
Income Tax up
Council Tax Up
Inflation through the roof
No movement on fuel duty

They're doing nothing to help with inflation, whilst writing off fraud from during Covid.
Not to mention over the moon profits for BP and Shell. BP chairman just had his pay doubled to something like £4.4m.
 
Worst government I've lived under.

National Insurance up
Income Tax up
Council Tax Up
Inflation through the roof
No movement on fuel duty

They're doing nothing to help with inflation, whilst writing off fraud from during Covid.
Aaaah…but you will get to see miracles performed- like making brexit work for all of us, and enriching everyone.
And of course, you will see the country levelled up, without spending any money.
All performed by an end-of-the-pier show con-man.
 

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