Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

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Blue Mist said:
To be fair he is still living rent free in mine. If there was ever a better put down, I haven't seen it.
Bernie, stood there with a brew, just looking around, totally not arsed, effing brilliant.
Ballotellis Wembley wink was good but Bernie was on another level.
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Nah Ballotellis wink is the number one piss taking act, just for who it was against and where it happened in such an important game. ;)
 
PannickAtTheDisco said:
yhp, anyone getting their hopes up next weekend haven't been watching the past 3 months. The result is already determined. We've handed it to them by dropping points needlessly in games we have to win to stop showdown games against 15 men. We knew the risk and still fucked about.
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The difference is when City have a lack of luck or a bad game, as can happen to any team, City often get stiched up. We have had some decisions in our favour but not as a given. When LiVARpool have a similar game, which has happened regularly in the last few months, they always get bailed out. City have penalties waved away, sometimes a few times a game. VAR doesn't even get involved. They seek them out, like yesterday for LiVARpool. What happened to " Clear and obvious".When they should have players sent off, that gets ignored too and that player is then available for the following games and "momentum" is maintained. Southampton v City, Crystal Palace v LiVARpool, that weekend was a classic example. City had penalties waved away, LiVARpool got an offside goal and a very dodgy penalty to secure the three points. For such a "great team" and "great manager " this happens far too regularly to be plausible. Yesterday was the same with United against Leicester. A sending off for United waved away and a goal ruled out for Leicester. Imagine what difference those decisions make over a season for the " history twins ". United would be mid table and all this talk of LiVARpool winning everything would have been over before it started.
 
One of our squad needs to be on the phone to the general tonight

make sure one of Salah, Jota or Mane doesn’t leave the stadium of light on Tuesday without a severe limp

problem is he’s that slow he won’t get anywhere near them !
 
mexico1970 said:
He has never ever walked past a MacDonald's without going in. Add that to the "Liverpool" accent and we have a walking talking meme.
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Awww. I am deeply concerned he has no respect for us. NOT.
The bloke on twitter with Pep in his name has it quite simply - no one in the 80s and 90s complained about them and the rags and other big clubs had more money. It was a fact of life.
Although there were some mutterings about Blackburn and a bit about money pumped into Wolves nothing was said until Abramovich came in.
Nobody moaned about Hughes having money to spend because he wasn't doing much. It was the cup run and especially the semi against the rags that the wet arses felt a stinging in the back of their eyes.
2011 to 2021 a nice little haul of trophies and still in for 3 more. Win them City and make them break down some more. That prick on the videos has shown himself in tears in the past. What a big girl's blouse he is.
 
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Let’s not forget these guys were only average against inter twice, Chelsea, Forrest, norwich, Watford, Brighton, palace, Burnley....
Only team they battered recently is Leeds
It’s the big games they have dropped points and this is a BIG game.
Oh and that best front five of all time.... he will only play 3 of them
 
SWP's back said:
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Feeling the pressure.

Every word is a lie.
Every emotion is a lie.
Every noise coming from this turnip is a lie.

Fuck this scouse **** and any other scouse **** who can’t accept being second best to gods own. Fuck these tramps.

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Just watched Dynasties II the latest David Attenborough nature epic.
Family of cheetahs have a good scran on a wildebeest that their mum had just caught for their tea.
Along comes an ugly whinging hyena and nicks it off them.
The better half agrees that the hyena is the scousers of the African plains.
 
horlock_was_super said:
Just watched Dynasties II the latest David Attenborough nature epic.
Family of cheetahs have a good scran on a wildebeest that their mum had just caught for their tea.
Along comes an ugly whinging hyena and nicks it off them.
The better half agrees that the hyena is the scousers of the African plains.
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And we are the "Cheetahs" apparently
 
horlock_was_super said:
Just watched Dynasties II the latest David Attenborough nature epic.
Family of cheetahs have a good scran on a wildebeest that their mum had just caught for their tea.
Along comes an ugly whinging hyena and nicks it off them.
The better half agrees that the hyena is the scousers of the African plains.
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Your post just reminded me of a video I saw a long time ago. An Eagle was feasting on a carcass. Some crows arrived to join the feast and tried to intimidate the Eagle, one or two even snapped at the Eagle. The Eagle held it's head high and didn't lower itself to the level of the crows. The Eagle knew full well it could rip them all to shreds whenever it felt like it. Much like the scene from The Lion King with Mufasa and the hyenas.
 
Odd socks said:
We will all be watching his pain next Sunday night after we take them apart.
His pain is something to behold, only look him up when dippers lose.
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Who would want City to beat Liverpool to the title? For a start fans of the below:

Everton x4
U****d x3
Spurs x3
Southampton
Norwich x3
West Ham
Sheff Weds
Oxford
Coventry
Arsenal x2
Wimbledon
Forest x2
Luton
Derby

All of the above missed out on European Football due to the European ban, add to that clubs that missed out on English clubs return due to the limit imposed (which I think included us for finishing 5th in 91/92 season).
 
Blue Mist said:
To be fair he is still living rent free in mine. If there was ever a better put down, I haven't seen it.
Bernie, stood there with a brew, just looking around, totally not arsed, effing brilliant.
Ballotellis Wembley wink was good but Bernie was on another level.
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If he gets a statue he has to be holding a brew.
It would boil piss for years and years.
 
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