United Thread - 2021/22

[bigstanhibbert]

Nothing, but sending McAtee there for a season for him to see how shit other football clubs are might not be a bad thing!

if I was him, and you sent me there, I would give up football. Bit like their first team.....

 

[give it to gordon]

Name that Burk;

'They've got good young players and I think [Jadon] Sancho will be better next year. Marcus [Rashford] will be better next year and they've got good young players.'

'I think Jesse Lingard should be playing for them as he brings energy and quality. Scott McTominay has done well so they've got good young players.'

Are these good young players that have lost to Citys good young players at nearly every level this season ?

 

[Asa's left peg]

Christ! London clubs from 3rd to 7th!

 

[bluethrunthru]

Christ! London clubs from 3rd to 7th!

And not Everton nor the Toon? They have all the money so should be walking it shouldn't they?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

These mard cunts really need to get relagated and actually know what a bad season is.




God I despise these fuckwits more than anything

What a fucking tart.

 

[old blue]

We could loan them a couple of youngsters to help them out too.

I refuse to go anywhere!

 

[freshie]

 

[deano ou812]

Oh dear. hahahahahahaha..

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Right back from their very beginnings and right through their history they’ve been an unauthentic club:
They copied the “Manchester” off City
They copied the “United” off Sheffield
They copied “Old Trafford” off Lancashire CCC
They copied their red/white/black colours off Salford RLFC
They copied “the Red Devils” off Salford RLFC
They copied their badge off Liverpool’s original badge

I’m not sure there’s much about the entire club that’s authentic.

To be fair they originated being twats in their own inimitable style.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Jim White " My sources tell me the rest never started listening to him......"

 

[mike1923]

Luke Shaw has revealed details of his testimonial due to be played at Unsold Trafford.
A Premier Select team will play an International and Veterans team

Premier Select
1. Donut De Gea
2. Luke Shawtbread
3. Ben Chilwell-but eat within 3 days
4. Lewis Dunk in plum sauce
5. Shane Plum Duffy
6. Fried
7. Ber Nando Silva
8. Tom Chilicon Carney
9. Cole Palmesan
10. Jack Relish
11. Demerara Gray
Subs
Eric Diet
Kelechi Ihea nachos
Maxwell Cornetto
Aaron Lemon
Kebab Roofe
Matt Richtea

International and Vets
1. Joe LoveHart
2. Paulo Ferrari Rochet
3. Seamus Coleman’s
4. Joleen Lescargot
5. Paul Warburtons
6. Paul Mince
7.Glenn Noodle
8 Trevor Peake Freans
9. Pierre Emeric Aubergine
10. Ferran Black Torres Gateaux
11. Kylian Mbarm.
Subs
Chive Allen
Teddy Sheringhan Trifle
Frank Staplediet
Andy Morrisons
Asda Hartford

Teams will play for George Best before sell by date Trophy.

You have too much time on your hands but I laughed

 

[Blue and still suffering]

Ergh it was, the year was 2525

Damn beaten to it again :-)

Never did like that song!

Sorry, wrong thread

 

[Bill Walker]

I see some of their bemused boring pundit disciples are saying things like "It's probably better if we don't get into Europe"

Haha cretins....No It's not !!

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Shame, because the man's clearly a genius.

 

[KS55]

It is also rumoured that the dressing room is split on the Poch or Ten Harg choice. Those that favour the candidate who is not chosen will cause trouble next year. Player power moaning is a habit now with them.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

It is also rumoured that the dressing room is split on the Poch or Ten Harg choice. Those that favour the candidate who is not chosen will cause trouble next year. Player power moaning is a habit now with them.

Always has been, even under the Piscan.

 

[Protein Junkie]

You have too much time on your hands but I laughed

I got a week off Mike :-)

 

[Blackley_Blue]

It is also rumoured that the dressing room is split on the Poch or Ten Harg choice. Those that favour the candidate who is not chosen will cause trouble next year. Player power moaning is a habit now with them.

More leaks that a wicker canoe that dressing room

 

[VOOMER]

It is also rumoured that the dressing room is split on the Poch or Ten Harg choice. Those that favour the candidate who is not chosen will cause trouble next year. Player power moaning is a habit now with them.

I know, isn't that brilliant!

 

[mexico1970]

It is also rumoured that the dressing room is split on the Poch or Ten Harg choice. Those that favour the candidate who is not chosen will cause trouble next year. Player power moaning is a habit now with them.

The new manager will arrive and as night follows day his early optimism will be replaced by an exit strategy because of all of the prima donnas at that club.

Can't wait :)