United Thread - 2021/22

[Gingers Dad]

Can we all just agree that the best result for everyone, at Anfield tomorrow, would be an asteroid strike?

Football matches would never start because of the number of silences

 

[blumanchu]

I'll make myself look stupid, an ass...

Or his half brother SemiOtto

His brother Haas has been linked with Liverpool

Not much rheum for many more.

His brother Haas has been linked with Liverpool

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The Premier League have announced a penalty to Manchester United.

And 3 points.

 

[Kippax77]

If Neville got out of Spitty's underwear for once and stoked some rivalry up then the Rags might try and make a fist of it tomorrow.
But no he'd rather dismiss his own team to lord the dippers.
What a rodent of a man

 

[richardtheref]

Tim Krul might have got some of that.

A Newcastle season ticket holder told me when Tim Krul was there he was known as "crisp packet hands". Made me chuckle when that free kick went straight through his hands

 

[Fred_Quimby]

A Newcastle season ticket holder told me when Tim Krul was there he was known as "crisp packet hands". Made me chuckle when that free kick went straight through his hands

Joe Corrigan’s first nic name was ‘Teflon’.

 

[Vienna_70]

Joe Corrigan’s first nic name was ‘Teflon’.

Tommy Wright was known as Teflon Tommy.

 

[Vienna_70]

Google are paying Rashford a lorry load to say, "It’s OK not to know".

More like, it’s OK to be crap, if you’re earning a fortune.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Manchester United midfielder Bruno Fernandes involved in car crash https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/bruno-fernandes-car-crash-breaking-23716148

He can always get Gary Neville to chauffeur him about, for a while, anyway !

 

[Big Pussy Bonpensiero]

Very sad news. RIP

 

[razman]

Very sad news and having gone thru this myself - there is nothing worse than this in the world

 

[Trojan1962]

Very sad for him.

 

[dario2739]

What the fook is he trying to do?!? hahaha

 

[dario2739]

So

I read that when they bought wan bissaka, they had 804 right backs on their 'shortlist' - no that's not a typo.

So... got turned down by numbers 1 to 803 then?

 

[Ric]

Really sad news for Ronaldo and his family, must be an awful thing for anyone to go through.

 

[bondsman]

Shocking and tragic news about Ronaldo’s son. May he rest in peace.

 

[ScottSinclair]

Very sad news. RIP

Horrible news

 

[skillman]

Horrendous news. Thoughts to him and his family. Heartbreaking.

 

[blueinsa]

Horrific news for any parent to have the bare.

Thoughts are with him and his family

RIP

 

[dublin-blue]

I couldn't fathom how hard that is to go through. Thoughts with him and his family.