United Thread - 2021/22

[Protein Junkie]

Just checked my Skysuper6 results for Saturday and I went 4- 1 Watford, ha ha

The other week I also went Rags 0 Dippers 5.

If only I could get the other 5 results right.

Don’t worry about the other results - keep getting the Rag ones correct !

 

[Protein Junkie]

Kinell ! He's even got that wrong, it's brown bin day !

Fecking brilliant:-)

 

[Blue Mist]

The Glazers decided in May that Noddy and his lads were the best way forward and gave them all new contracts.
Then on Sunday they sack Noddy and decide to get an interim in before appointing a new manager next May.
On Monday it looks like the back room staff will he sacked as well, but only after they have been in charge for 2 or 3 games.
Today it seems they are not getting an interim manager but going straight for a new manager.

What I want to know is what exactly was discussed in this 5 hour meeting last Sunday because it wasn't anything to do with running a football club. They are making it up as they go along.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

The Glazers decided in May that Noddy and his lads were the best way forward and gave them all new contracts.
Then on Sunday they sack Noddy and decide to get an interim in before appointing a new manager next May.
On Monday it looks like the back room staff will he sacked as well, but only after they have been in charge for 2 or 3 games.
Today it seems they are not getting an interim manager but going straight for a new manager.

What I want to know is what exactly was discussed in this 5 hour meeting last Sunday because it wasn't anything to do with running a football club. They are making it up as they go along.

If they could appoint Tom Brady as manager? Least it would bump the share price and social media activity.

 

[the blue panther]

Parp parp! Not long to go till the new series begins - 5.45 p.m. kick off this evening, children.
Have your ginger beer ready when you settle down to watch. And don't forget, there's a new man playing Noddy. He's very silly - you'll love him. He's just like the old Noddy, but he's stuck a beard on his chin, and he talks with a funny little accent. You can ask your parents to put the subtitles on, or just ask them to explain what he's saying - don't feel bad about this, as most of his players will need sub titles too.
And, don't be scared children if you see Noddy sitting or standing up, open mouthed, looking scared and shocked - he's often like that - he's just trying to breathe. It's very, very hard for some people to do lots all at once - breathing and looking and sitting down without falling over like a silly wobblyman. So, they have to think very, very hard about it. And, don't forget children, it's hard for some boys and girls to stop themselves from crying when sad things happen, so they freeze; this is normal.
If it gets scary, just ask mummy or daddy to hold your hand - that's what Noddy will be doing with his friend, Phelan. Friends are nice, aren't they?! Altogether now, children - Noddy's song...Knick-knack, paddy, whack, kick the ball away, We're all Noddy's friends today.
Parp parp!

 

[its grim up north]

Poch will be an upgrade of course, this forum electing Utd teams by the way of a vote would be better for Utd than allowing that schoolboy looking idiot more time.. however he’s not good enough and doesn’t have a squad good enough to challenge us, Liverpool and Chelsea. The most they can hope for next year and the year after is top four and maybe a domestic cup.

Is this the same Poch who couldn't win a one team league?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Parp parp! Not long to go till the new series begins - 5.45 p.m. kick off this evening, children.
Have your ginger beer ready when you settle down to watch. And don't forget, there's a new man playing Noddy. He's very silly - you'll love him. He's just like the old Noddy, but he's stuck a beard on his chin, and he talks with a funny little accent. You can ask your parents to put the subtitles on, or just ask them to explain what he's saying - don't feel bad about this, as most of his players will need sub titles too.
And, don't be scared children if you see Noddy sitting or standing up, open mouthed, looking scared and shocked - he's often like that - he's just trying to breathe. It's very, very hard for some people to do lots all at once - breathing and looking and sitting down without falling over like a silly wobblyman. So, they have to think very, very hard about it. And, don't forget children, it's hard for some boys and girls to stop themselves from crying when sad things happen, so they freeze; this is normal.
If it gets scary, just ask mummy or daddy to hold your hand - that's what Noddy will be doing with his friend, Phelan. Friends are nice, aren't they?! Altogether now, children - Noddy's song...Knick-knack, paddy, whack, kick the ball away, We're all Noddy's friends today.
Parp parp!

Thanks for the early kick off warning, I assumed it'd be being played after the watershed but suppose it's a hard game to pigeon hole....is it a comedy or a horror show?

 

[richardtheref]

Watched their interim, interim, interim, interim manager and inspiring capt on SSN. What a pair of bumbling idiots

 

[Octavian]

Is this the same Poch who couldn't win a one team league?

He’s about 7 pts clear now tbf but he won’t win the Prem

 

[the blue panther]

Thanks for the early kick off warning, I assumed it'd be being played after the watershed but suppose it's a hard game to pigeon hole....is it a comedy or a horror show?

What a sillybilly - its a happy show, just like all Noddy's little programmes.
Parp parp!