Erling Haaland

[Gaz (FMwkdsoul)]

What is sark mode?

sarcastic Pep

 

[OB1]

Amortisation is the account way of spreading the cost of the devaluing asset over the length of the contract and is standardised throughout football City are more concerned with cash flow hence the reason for trying to staggering payments

You're not an accountat either are you?

 

[jrb]

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Won’t get anything from Pep today.

That said, I’d be very interested to see a side-by-side of his response for a question about player we weren’t close to getting compared to a question about Haaland.

There will be a tell. He isn’t a professional poker player. Everyone has tells.

Pep scratches his head.

 

[itisrising]

Won’t get anything from Pep today.

That said, I’d be very interested to see a side-by-side of his response for a question about player we weren’t close to getting compared to a question about Haaland.

There will be a tell. He isn’t a professional poker player. Everyone has tells.

Pep's tell will be he'll deny his knowledge of Haaland as a player.

 

[OB1]

Pep scratches his head.

He does that when he is worried.

 

[AlanBalls]

Pep scratches his head.

Got it. Stare at Pep’s head. If scratch, dicks out for Erling.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

He does that when he is worried.

I meant his other head!

 

[OB1]

Pep is likely to give one of his standard answers. Won't talk about another club's player or direct them to Txiki for transfer matters.

 

[argyle]

I think its perfectly acceptable for people to share any city related content bad/good with other city fans on here. To truly be in a position to form an opinion and either challenge back or accept what is said in the media surely any sensible person needs to read the content first.

Take a screenshot and post it. Not as if they're well considered pieces, they're mostly all clickbait.

 

[chaddblue]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hold on... if it will disrupt us and help Liverpool, how is it unfair

Explain yourself RIIICCCCKKKYYYYY

 

[AlanBalls]

He does that when he is worried.

Yeah I think that’s more of a nervous tic?

Can be subtle. Looking in a certain direction instinctively. Fuck knows. Side by side would be best but even I’m not committed enough to go hunt that down.

 

[OB1]

I meant his other head!

:)

 

[Citizen Green]

Pep is likely to give one of his standard answers. Won't talk about anothe club's player or direct them to Txiki for transfer matters.

'I do not talk about other teams players guys'

 

[Bald fraud]

Talksport now going with “will erling haaland to Man City ruin the premier league?” Oh it’s done!! :)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Hold on... if it will disrupt us and help Liverpool, how is it unfair

Explain yourself RIIICCCCKKKYYYYY

Ricky who?

 

[chaddblue]

Ricky who?

He played for Liverpool when they were shit for about 3 minutes ... so now considers himself a kop legend

 

[Inter Me Nan]

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Ricky has just proved he's a thick ****.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

Ricky has just proved he's a thick ****.

 

[goatboy]

This all means nothing until txiki is spotted out jumper shopping