Erling Haaland

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am i right in thinking that once the release clause has been triggered, Dortmund will announce that?
 
Cellarite said:
Tuesday 19th April 2022

12:35 log number 1

Not a bad first weekend. I began pitching the tent at around 10:30 on Saturday and was comfortably finished by 12:15. I'd have been done earlier had one of the locals not decided to let his two alsations off their lead to run free. I swear they could smell my corned beef barms but I'd planned ahead and had placed a small number coded padlock through the two zips. I forgot how organised I was for a moment though and as I darted towards the front entrance of the tent, I managed to rip three tent pegs out of the earth - bringing the left hand side bedroom compartment crashing down.

The dog owner didn't even apologise for the carnage his hounds had caused. I told him they should be on a lead if they had no recall skills. He threatened to torch the tent with me in it but I could tell he was suitably embarrassed.

It was nice weather so after a couple of barms and a slice of buttered Soreen, I decided to have a stroll towards Eccles and found a table at the Unicorn ready for the semi final. Zak Steffen showed similar footwork to that I'd displayed when I brought the west wing of the tent down but I won't hold it against him, nor Monty and Alfie, the two canines.

I had a leisurely stroll back to the Aerodrome with a 6 pack of cans of Heineken under my arm and settled in for a night of plane spotting by getting my pyjamas on early. I'd clearly had a few more than I'd counted at the Unicorn because I was soon as pissed as a fart and woke up around midday on Sunday without seeing even a single private jet land on the tarmac. I decided that a trip to the Aldi in Patricroft to buy some cheap energy drinks was the mission of the day...
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Muffins.


Seriously you are a top top blue camping out for us all ;)
 
Blue Maverick said:
Trouble with this thread is that I want this season over so next season can start
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I just take a transfer like this as comfort if, for some reason, we don’t capture the PL / CL this season.

Silver lining is by mid-August, we’ve got something very special lined up.
 
The failed club owner who lost upwards of £50mill in full piss boiling mode.

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SterlingSilvas said:
Damn, correct always forget they are a PLC
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Even if the communication is ‘confidential’, there’s a next to zero percent chance it doesn’t end up in the public sphere.

That’s my understanding of how it works with these German clubs anyway. I could be wrong.
 
AlanBalls said:
Even if the communication is ‘confidential’, there’s a next to zero percent chance it doesn’t end up in the public sphere.

That’s my understanding of how it works with these German clubs anyway. I could be wrong.
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I thought it might leak, but i didnt think there was a official reason they had to annouce it right away. The PLC angle probably means they have to.
 
all the reports this morning about the wages hahahahaha i think it's cheap as chips for me
united pogba/ronaldo have been paying more for them without a glimmer of glory

haaland if or when the deal is dotted and signed will produce the goods because we have so much talent.
even if he just stands on the pen spot for 38 games he scores 40 goals easy
 
People who go on about big wages make me laugh.
It's a capitalist country.
Over the years, people have voted to make it a very capitalist more like the USA than the rest of Europe.
This is one of the symptoms of that. If you don't like it, don't whinge, vote for Left parties - and Labour don't count as Left.
Are journalists on minimum wage? I doubt it.
 
Inter Me Nan said:
Lovely stuff.
Question though, did he bang this drum when ronaldo went back to the rags?
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I think we all know the answer to that one

Still, the media reaction and general bitterness is all reassuringly expected.

Remind me, when we were gunning for the quadruple were there all these excited, willing articles about us?
 
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