Erling Haaland

[silva_is_gold]

1/20 to City on skybet

 

[Seth MCFC]

 

[RandomJ]

His movement in the box is so good and exactly what we are missing. The number of times we have played a good ball in and no one has made a run to attack it. If he stays fit he's getting 30-40 a season.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Would he take his medical at Manchester? Or would we send someone to Germany?

Eyes on the flights haha

We have @Cellarite already camped outside Barton Aerodrome on plane spotting duty..

 

[roman totale]

Just catching up on this lad. Does he track back?

 

[Cobwebcat]

Woke up this morning got a BLUE MOON in your eyes…

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Just catching up on this lad. Does he track back?

No but he might be cup-tied.....

 

[freshie]

what qualifications do you need to be a twitter jurno ? I’m good at wanking .

You might be better off as a sperm donor then

 

[splinter]

It's all starting to heat up now. The news and the piss :)

Warms the cockles

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

His movement in the box is so good and exactly what we are missing. The number of times we have played a good ball in and no one has made a run to attack it. If he stays fit he's getting 30-40 a season.

No point getting excited about that, Pep will slot him in at left back and stick with the false 9

 

[domalino]

Ornstein arriving to do chuff all but repeat eveything that has already been said by everyone else...

Ornstein is rarely first, but he’s concrete as fuck.

He’ll have seen Keegan’s piece and spent this morning verifying it.

If there were any doubts about Keegan’s reliability, this puts it to bed.

Ornstein is living off past glories from the Wenger era.

His whole tweet makes no sense.

"Agreed initial terms" - but not salary or agents fees. So what terms have been agreed?

Need to sort out payment with Dortmund? No, it's a release clause. They'll demand it in full. It'll be paid in full. That's all there is.

 

[oakiecokie]

let's be honest Levy stiffed him.

Nail on the head Bill.

 

[Seth MCFC]

 

[oakiecokie]

It's already started, and Haaland's signing hasn't been announced yet by any party involved in the possible transfer.

Daily United/Liverpool.

Imagine the headline and amount of positive articles if Haaland was signing for United or Liverpool. The f*cking Rag Fanzine wouldn't have mentioned what the bitter Dortmund fans are saying

Jacob Ranson. Who the f*ck is he? Is he related to Ray Ranson?

Bless `em. Those salty tears taste loverleyyyyy.

 

[domalino]

My only wish is that he gets a haircut before he arrives.

 

[RayCTID]

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Good Photoshop

 

[jrb]

Liverpool, United, Arsenal, Spurs, and City hating football fans in general pouring themselves a cup of boiling piss after the Haaland‘s transfer has been completed and announced.

 

[AlanBalls]

Would he take his medical at Manchester? Or would we send someone to Germany?

Eyes on the flights haha

After the season concludes in MCR, most likely.

Any official announcement in the meantime, if we get one, would be “provisional agreement subject to a medical”.

 

[JTFactsPlz]

Just watched Pep's press conference. Of course he said, "No comment" etc, but did anyone notice how in the midst of his non-denial denial he said he didn't want to "talk about next season"? He was being asked about Haaland, not next season. Seemed like a slip to me. I've been very much in the "not convinced about this until we see him in a City shirt" camp but Pep in that press conference actually has me more convinced, not even just opinion unchanged.

 

[Seth MCFC]

She’s backtracking.