United Thread - 2021/22

[TonyM]

Luke shaw?

LOL

 

[East Level 2]

And how come you can balance on a bike easily when moving forward but can’t when it’s stationary.

The moving wheels create force fields on either side to prevent the bike falling over. However they aren't very strong so you can still go arse over tit if you misjudge a kerb.

 

[Big Swifty]

And how come you can balance on a bike easily when moving forward but can’t when it’s stationary.

.....and if the speed of light is 186,000 miles a second, does it feel sick going over a hump-backed bridge?

 

[waspish]

Ragnik going on with there be 75k fans there no they won’t don’t you know the capacity of the ground you manager?

 

[crazyg]

Now here’s a conundrum. While space is expanding, bodies within it are not. How come?

Mine has, over the years. How about you?

 

[crazyg]

Is that you Professor Brian Cox?

Afraid not. I failed physics, and can't play a keyboard.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

I liked the rags new manager on the bake off, but it's his appearances on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown that I think he really stood out at.

Anyway here's a quote he might make in a few months time

 

[remember arthur mann]

And how come you can balance on a bike easily when moving forward but can’t when it’s stationary.

Inershaw.

 

[Hoghead]

Inershaw.

Rickshaw?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Made me laugh yesterday listening to Talk Shite's sports news, saying the rags have a few injuries ahead of today's game.... then reeled off the names
Fred, Maguire, Pogba, Shaw, Cavani.....
I'd have thought with the possible exception of Shaw, the team would be strengthened by the exclusion of the other 4

 

[BM96]

It would be quite fitting for the rags top 4 challenge to be put to bed on a thursday night.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Always come in here to console myself.

 

[SidJames]

Another protest tonight at the Swamp.

They don't even want to watch the shit on the Pitch anymore.

Think I upset the Rag Father-in-law this morning.

I said Rag fans had morphed in to City fans of the 80s.contesting ownership, constantly complaining about how the Club is being run. Football overshadowed by on, and off field drama.

MANCHESTER NEW SOAP OPERA CLUB. bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[waspish]

Don’t know why they just don’t protest that what they want is

“We won’t trophies, We want Trophies”!

That’s the bottom line.

 

[Blue Mist]

Oh how the mighty have fallen. The bbc of all outfits have just done a piece on a 'managers against suicide' campaign.
Klopp shown, forget who and then Pep, it is unheard of that a Rag manager would be missed out...... but he was. Not one little mention of the worlds greatest club.

 

[mat]

Fined €10,000 for throwing bottles at Simeone.

 

[mac]

Fined €10,000 for throwing bottles at Simeone.

Fuck8ng joke of a fine. Did we get more for throwing the paper planes back on.

 

[mat]

Fuck8ng joke of a fine. Did we get more for throwing the paper planes back on.

Rangers got €40,000 for delaying kick off.

Says it all.

 

[give it to gordon]

The Irrelevants. Forgot the cunts were playing tonight.

Thought they got knocked out ?

 

[Gray]

Fuck8ng joke of a fine. Did we get more for throwing the paper planes back on.

We got 30,000 Euro for late second half appearance.

People wonder why some of us cannot stand their poxy competition?