United Thread - 2021/22

[give it to gordon]

Did anyone else read the BBC headline
Are humiliated Manchester United at rock bottom?
And think I hope not, or was it just me?

They will finish in the top ten so no where near rock bottom

 

[bluealf]

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Did anyone else read the BBC headline
Are humiliated Manchester United at rock bottom?
And think I hope not, or was it just me?

I think they still have a way to fall. There are still pundits who say they have "world-class" players and just need to be managed properly. Watching that match last night it is blindingly obvious that most of their team are technically poor and will never be able to play possession football. They were made to look like fools. Telles, Lindelof, Dalot, McTominay, Fred are really Championship level. On BT Jake Humphries repeated the myth: "United have some great players" and quick as a flash Souness replied: "They have no great players just some good ones." They have ridden their luck this season with lots of Ronaldo goals and sixth place is a false position. They are not really a top ten club at present.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

and Wolves win their 2 remaining fixtures

Wolves beating Liverpool on the final day of the season at Anfield would be nice....

 

[mexico1970]

Had a discussion with 2 rags today and one of them came out with the classic "It'll be our year next year", the other rag looked embarrassed.

 

[crazyg]

I would like a ceremony where they get relegated.

Like "Branded"?
Sword broken in half and epaulettes ripped off?

 

[HypnoticBlue]

A couple I chatted to last night were happy to be nowhere for 2 or 3 years if they gave the kids a go and bought 6 or 7 players , also accepted they’d got rid of Moyes far to quickly.

 

[andyhinch]

Always enjoy watching rag Youtubers these days.

Fuck the bed, that was funny.

 

[Grassland Blue]

There's still hope. If raggies loose at CP and Wet Spam and Wolves win their 2 remaining fixtures they both will finish above them. Leaving them 8th.

We have to play Wolves ...

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

Like "Branded"?
Sword broken in half and epaulettes ripped off?

That shows your age ;-)

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

"This United side are not a shadow of the Alex Ferguson side, they are a shadow of the van Gaal, Mourinho and Solskjaer sides."

BURN

To leave a shadow you need some substance to start with. The scum have none.

 

[crazyg]

I was there and still not over it. Small payback last night though.

Same here.
Definitely my Macho Grande moment.

 

[Luke The Blue]

Had a discussion with 2 rags today and one of them came out with the classic "It'll be our year next year", the other rag looked embarrassed.

Not again.... that's all you hear out of the cnuts.

 

[Grassland Blue]

It appears the rags were correct about 'money ruining football...'

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

How can you sign Ronaldo, Sancho and Varane in a year and get worse? A mystery of a football club. I imagine that Rangnick's office has question mark wall paper and cupboards that burst confetti out every time he opens them.

 

[LongsightM13]

How can you sign Ronaldo, Sancho and Varane in a year and get worse? A mystery of a football club. I imagine that Rangnick's office has question mark wall paper and cupboards that burst confetti out every time he opens them.

Haha, a team bus with a honky horn, wheels that fall off and an exhaust pipe farting confetti. A clown car of a club

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Describing Cucurella as a midget Fellaini made me laugh.

He had a little cry after scoring as well, bless him.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Haha, a team bus with a honky horn, wheels that fall off and an exhaust pipe farting confetti. A clown car of a club

Even the flowers on the windowsill squirt water at him

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Motd basically Ronaldo's been the only shining light at utrd and everyone else is embarrasing him....

any other club and he would have been called out for that shit yesterday...his cynical laughing at his teams loss, or for his lack of effort (Imagine having 1 less player who "doesnt try because he's that good") , or putting his own team mates down when they make a mistake.

They need to remove him. Remove him and they remove half of the politics in that dressing room.

I cant wait for ten hag to come in and try to fix that issue, the utd supporting media will attack him relentlessly if he drops ronny and doesnt bet results.

 

[LongsightM13]

Even the flowers on the windowsill squirt water at him

“SQUIRTY FLOWERS OF MANCHESTER”