United Thread - 2021/22

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Doing my mothers shopping today & spotted a Leeds fan I know in the q just before ko in our game. So I says "it's not looking good for you lot".
He replies that he hopes Newcastle beat us today.
Guy at the front then pipes up "I cannot stand City either. All they do is spend, spend, spend & still win nowt"
I ask "who do you support then".
Answer "the famous Man Utd of course"

Couldn't stop laughing & he didn't have a clue why
 
Pam said:
Still nowt??? I can't remember how many trophies we've won in the last 10 years. The Rags can count theirs on one hand. Even though half of the feckers have got 6 fingers. They only need 3. They did beat Brentford though. So there's that.
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Surely it’s four?

Don’t you remember that fantastic treble of the League Cup, the Europa League and the Community Shield?
 
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MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom said:
Best thing is the number will be higher when the season ends
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Should the unthinkable happen, and we lose all three remaining games, and they win their last one, the minimum it can be is 25.

Who’d’ve thought, in August 2008, that this would ever happen?
 
richardtheref said:
Doing my mothers shopping today & spotted a Leeds fan I know in the q just before ko in our game. So I says "it's not looking good for you lot".
He replies that he hopes Newcastle beat us today.
Guy at the front then pipes up "I cannot stand City either. All they do is spend, spend, spend & still win nowt"
I ask "who do you support then".
Answer "the famous Man Utd of course"

Couldn't stop laughing & he didn't have a clue why
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Did he travel in a TARDIS from 1998?
 
richardtheref said:
Doing my mothers shopping today & spotted a Leeds fan I know in the q just before ko in our game. So I says "it's not looking good for you lot".
He replies that he hopes Newcastle beat us today.
Guy at the front then pipes up "I cannot stand City either. All they do is spend, spend, spend & still win nowt"
I ask "who do you support then".
Answer "the famous Man Utd of course"

Couldn't stop laughing & he didn't have a clue why
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Is this genuine?

3 blokes Queing for shopping, sounds like a scene from a 70's sitcom.

Honestly, my only interaction when shopping is with a bar code scanner.

I bet you haven't taken to mobile ticketing have you?
 
Vienna_70 said:
Surely it’s four?

Don’t you remember that fantastic treble of the League Cup, the Europa League and the Community Shield?
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Never mind Community Shields, it's four for our esteemed neighbours in the last 10 years because since 2012 they have won all three domestic major trophies once each, plus one Europa League. You either know you have a reliable memory, or you check your facts before posting, or you don't bother with quoting facts or stats of any kind. I wish.
 
Piece about Ten Hag from weekends match.
Sound's quite suitable for the rags, a bit of a moaner and likes to intimidate officials.

During the contest at the AFAS Stadion, Ten Hag lost his cool for a brief moment with the fourth official on the touchline. The incoming United chief snapped at him when making a point about some poor decisions that he was not impressed with.
 
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