Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

[Dribble]

When you've got a face like a smacked arse after Mike Wedderburn & Paul Dickov out you for reporting Manchester City transfers differently to EVERY OTHER CLUB!

Wedderburn: I've been hearing you quoting £250m for Haaland for weeks. It's actually only £88m. How've you got it sooooo wrong Karveh? :-)

 

[Bantamgaz]

I bet Harry Kane hates Levy even more today

 

[br88]

I have never felt so good about a City signing...51 million for such a player is utterly ridiculous. I can also reveal that I will be heading to my drinks cabinet shortly and will be pouring an extremely large measure of Glenmorangie to celebrate...I'm really gonna enjoy the next few hours. I would like to toast City fans everywhere!!!!!!.

 

[bennyboy]

City legend Kompany 'helped organise Erling Haaland's secret medical'

Haaland was afforded time off by Dortmund on Monday and the 21-year-old is believed to have undergone medical tests in Brussels. More details of the supposed-to-be-secret trip have been reported.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Bill]

i bet all those refusing to renew their season tickets do so now .

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Nicholas parsons says...It's the...

 

[Maly]

Hard to tell from that. They're talking about 2022/23, when the sale will be recorded. That figure will presumably mainly represent the basic transfer profit (fee less remaining amortisation) less any monies owed to agents etc in respect of the sale and any accumulated bonuses to the end of the season.

There'll be about €10m amortisation on Dortmund's books.

Don’t RB have a sell on clause too?

 

[jrb]

Cough! Anyone got a Sly Sports News link? Just want to see Mike. ;-)

 

[rowarta]

Dickov doing a Summerbee on Sky, doubt he'll be invited back :-). brilliant from Paul

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Sky reporter Ben Ransom: "when you consider this player on the open market will be going for as much as maybe £100mil...."

Double it and add a bit more Ben lad!

 

[rickmcfc]

When you've got a face like a smacked arse after Mike Wedderburn & Paul Dickov out you for reporting Manchester City transfers differently to EVERY OTHER CLUB!

Wedderburn: I've been hearing you quoting £250m for Haaland for weeks. It's actually only £88m. How've you got it sooooo wrong Karveh? :-)


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Absolute state of this goon. Fuck off Karveh go and polish your teeth

 

[Oyster28catcher]

"Glory...Glory... oh?! oops!"

 

[DunfermlineBlue]

Sky bet already offering bets for next season city to win the league and haaland top scorer 8/1

10 goals assisted by de Bruyne is 25/1 crazy odds I’ll be having some of that!

 

[Protein Junkie]

This is wonderful news. Not felt this way about a signing in a good long while.
Alfie’s Boy
Retain the Prem
Pep extension.
Who needs a quad when you can get this treble ?

 

[samuelyeboah]

Ready to tear the Premier League apart.
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he's so weird i love him

 

[JASR]

BBC live text.

Lots of salty thumbs down.

Fucking av it you Scouse cunts. Come on Villaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I think Liverpool (and possibly United to share) have won another trophy.

The "most thumbs down pressed on a BBC live page about another club"

Will they have it for 6 months each per year?

 

[Blue Til Death]

He’s not agreed personal terms yet, until he does I won’t be celebrating.. Feels like we’ve scored a worldie and it’s gone to VAR :-))
Fuckin amazing news though

 

[Dodge]

The fact we're signing a potential megastar needs no further comment, but this is beautiful in so many ways - his father is a link to our past and his career was horribly cut short whilst wearing our colours. Alfie played in a struggling team but is popular with the fans and has been seen in the away end at our games. He brought his son up and as a family they've followed the club for two decades. His son is now going to live out a childhood dream and link the previous generation of both City and his family to the present day. He'll be determined to win the honours his Dad never won and sadly never got the chance to win through injury.

Like father, like son. Welcome Erling.

Fucking hell mate, welling up here...

 

[pudge]

Sky bet already offering bets for next season city to win the league and haaland top scorer 8/1

10 goals assisted by de Bruyne is 25/1 crazy odds I’ll be having some of that!

Link for the Kev one, por favor

Edit: Read it wrong, thought it was like printing money for a second there

 

[manclad]

Yep and Sheikh Mansour didn’t even need to open his other sock drawer.

I always thought he looked down the back of the settee for any loose change when City decide to buy a new player !!!