Match Thread | West Ham vs Man City (15/05/22)

[King Jay]

Will Pep ever sub? This is getting annoying. Looks like he doesn’t wanna sub because it would mean that he started the wrong team.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Mahrez has had a shocker today

 

[Josh_D]

Our defence is as tight as Marc Almond's arsehole.

Spat out my drink…thanks

 

[Magicpole]

Draw fuck all, you have them, put them to the sword...,,, although a draw would do it. I’m a greedy ****. ;)

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Mark Noble looks like an actor playing a footballer from the 1970s.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Don't slow it down. Keep the tempo up City. We've got these.

 

[beano46]

Can my wife sue City if I spark out during the game?

Hahaha, worth a try but I hope you don't.

 

[Akiva]

Mahrez has had a shocker today

He just assisted the goal you absolute weapon

 

[homerdog]

Penalty incoming for Noble, courtesy of Alty!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

My streams slow, please tell me it's 4-2

 

[Aba452]

Blatant lie by Tyler saying City fans have just found their voices on 71 mins. Bullshit you lying arsehole, I heard em loud n proud even through the shitshow of the 1st half. All part of the narrative.

 

[Mancity1980]

Stick or twist? That is the question, Pep’s answer is twist.

 

[Keeper!]

Mark Noble looks like an actor playing a footballer from the 1970s.

He looks like he should be on the set of Eastenders

 

[cjn]

Phil Foden is pretty good at football, maybe we should bring him on.

 

[give it to gordon]

Phew

 

[moomba]

Need the lead, then when Noble gets the last minute thunderbastard its still a decent result.

 

[Don Karleone]

All know what's coming now

 

[RobinHood]

Ratboy groaned

 

[Beanhead]

Fucks sake heart in mouth.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

My streams slow, please tell me it's 4-2

For us....