United Thread - 2021/22

[Half time draw tickets]

They really are the gift that keeps on giving.
From the strategic geniuses who organised the “mass protest walkout” that never happened because they were winning at home v Brentford.
The same braindead dicks who were on TV waving a flag saying “Walk out on 73” - in the 74th minute.
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…is to be a smalltime Rag idiot. I’m sure Adidas are quaking in their boots, probably holding an emergency strategy meeting right now.

 

[Bollo]

Rags - Mormons
Dippers - Scientology

Scientology isn’t really batshit enough for the dippers - I’m thinking more the Branch Davidians.

There’s a story that during a power struggle for control of the cult, the then leader of the Branch Davidians challenged David Koresh (real name Howell) to raise the dead. Klopp is still getting a tune out of James Milner. Just sayin’.

 

[Protein Junkie]

On the Rags new manager isn’t there a saying -
You can’t put a tent peg in a shite hole.

or similar.

 

[East Level 2]

Ming the Penniless told he has to keep PR37 because they can't afford to buy out his contract.

Shit!! That means they'll retain the league next season.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

A rag has just turned up on a job I'm working on.
Started giving it 10 nil about the problem with city is they just throw money at it.

When I pointed out they had spent more.
And have fuck all to show for it .
He funked off and sat in his van

Was it a yellow van?

(One for the oldies.)

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

He hates them already

Shouldn't it be 'nick nack paddie wack give ten hag a bone'?

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

'Manchester United's Under-23s boss Neil Wood is in talks with Salford City over the vacant manager's job at the League Two side.'

Lol at the closed little world this lot live in.

 

[Elbow beards]

Fucking state of Rooney, ate to many fish fingers.
He's just a fat captain birdeye...

 

[LongsightM13]

'Manchester United's Under-23s boss Neil Wood is in talks with Salford City over the vacant manager's job at the League Two side.'

Lol at the closed little world this lot live in.

Three team wankers

 

[crazyg]

Rags - Mormons
Dippers - Scientology

I'm surprised no one has yet picked up the spelling error in the description of the rags.
The second "m" is superfluous.

 

[Blue Mist]

And now they can't afford dejong.
Oh how the empire is crumbling.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Fucking state of Rooney, ate to many fish fingers.
He's just a fat captain birdeye...

He's on a Luke Shaw diet...

 

[mexico1970]

Ten bob is in for a culture shock when he lands at Disneyland, he genuinely believes he's now the manager of a football club :)

 

[crazyg]

He's on a Luke Shaw diet...

He eats 3 a day?

 

[Sam The Bam]

Ten bob is in for a culture shock when he lands at Disneyland, he genuinely believes he's now the manager of a football club :)

Lose a few games and the fans will be on his back faster than Rooney on a bag of chips.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Another day...

I really admire your consistency and commitment to the cause...............

 

[waspish]

Fucking state of Rooney, ate to many fish fingers.
He's just a fat captain birdeye...

He looks like the father of coleen [emoji38]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Suddenly you've offended two huge groups of people.

The Mormons and Scientologists, you mean?

 

[Impeccable One]

On the Rags new manager isn’t there a saying -
You can’t put a tent peg in a shite hole.

or similar.

I can assure you, you can, speaking from personal experience [emoji15]

 

[Keep the Faith]

Do you think it’s down to the love of Manchester or the love of retaining their record of 20 titles?

It's not for the love of Manchester.
Them 20 titles is all they have to cling to, the scousers holding the UCL record.