Michael Owen

[WEMBLEY76]

Has a voice that would send most people asleep,how he gets a job in the media is unknown,no personality,talent or insight as a pundit.

 

[oakiecokie]

I think what he meant to say is that the best team doesn't always win - on that I would agree with him.

However trying to argue that they're the best team in Europe after losing the competition to determine the best team was fucking idiotic.

I don't really watch other sports, is it just football that has terrible pundits?

No its the daft twats who employ them to start with.

 

[manimanc]

He is so fuckin boring.
I bet his reflection falls asleep when it looks back at him.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Has a voice that would send most people asleep,how he gets a job in the media is unknown,no personality,talent or insight as a pundit.

Dipper that's why

 

[half & half derby scarf]

A bucket of shit has more personality

 

[lefty goldblatt]

It’s a weird state of affairs when, as a City fan, you look at the four blokes fronting the BT coverage: Jake Humphrey, Rio Ferdinand, Steven Gerrard and Michael Owen and Camel Gob is not just the most informed, articulate and interesting, he’s also the most likeable … not too sure what to make of it tbh!

Your fingers need to be bathed in Dettol for typing that.

The only trouble is, what you've just said is true

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Has a voice that would send most people asleep,how he gets a job in the media is unknown,no personality,talent or insight as a pundit.

Using the American vernacular, The Ginger Pig says "hold my beer"

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Has a voice that would send most people asleep,how he gets a job in the media is unknown,no personality,talent or insight as a pundit.

If yer've worn the Double Devil's colours yer could be a deaf mute and the RDAHMeedya would still have yer in front of the camera.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Can we not put Kyle Walker in Love Island to keep his daughter company.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

This moron has claimed he has never watched a film to the end in his life, because he has a short attention span.

This explains his turgid punditry

 

[The blue phantom]

I think Tolmie pointed it out about Owen and Films, He actually hates watching them. I mean how's that even fuckin possible?

 

[mexico1970]

I think Tolmie pointed it out about Owen and Films, He actually hates watching them. I mean how's that even fuckin possible?

The fact he's actually counting the amount of films he has watched shows what a boring bastard he is.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

This moron has claimed he has never watched a film to the end in his life, because he has a short attention span.

This explains his turgid punditry

Tolmie
i think he was referring to adverts. like the one where the family sit down for Sunday lunch. Got a western title like the bisto kid or something.

 

[Clevers]

If yer've worn the Double Devil's colours yer could be a deaf mute and the RDAHMeedya would still have yer in front of the camera.

Worse still he could be on for a treble now Newcastle could be rising.

 

[Crooked_rain]

I can’t believe nobody has posted his Dubai promo yet

 

[Hoghead]

I think Tolmie pointed it out about Owen and Films, He actually hates watching them. I mean how's that even fuckin possible?

So there will be zero chance that he has read a book.
Maybe s comic in his youth.

 

[Vienna_70]

Has a voice that would send most people asleep,how he gets a job in the media is unknown,no personality,talent or insight as a pundit.

I think BT has realised that. It’s why he doesn’t do co-commentary any more.

I know McPointalot isn’t great, but he’s vastly superior to Michael boring fucking Owen!

 

[eversince 76]

Why do we have a topic on fck Owen? Waste of time and space.

 

[dario2739]

I can’t believe nobody has posted his Dubai promo yet

Jesus christ... that's like a spoof from the Fast Show

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Worse still he could be on for a treble now Newcastle could be rising.

I bet the muppet had a wager on a Real win! I didn't see the game. Was he smiling at the end?