United Thread - 2021/22

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

looking forward to big Sam taking the hot seat in March 23.

I’m not , he has great experience at avoiding relegation.

 

[zeven]

Ops

 

[Vienna_70]

I just get a sneaky feeling that the PL/PiGMOL are going to go all out to try and manufacture the ultimate 'phoenix from the flames' story with these c*nts next season. It'll be a HUGE money spinner worldwide.

That’s exactly what posters were saying last season.

They received a shitload of help, and could still only finish sixth.

 

[Vienna_70]

Ops

Didn’t Frannie send a similar letter to Skip, when he took over as chairman?

;-)

 

[Irishblue93]

Lol

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.....

 

[Ribble73]

First 6-8 fixtures will give a good indication of the PL's plans for the season.

Operation Re-Start Mk II -after the original successfully got them into the top four by some blatant cheating -which needless to say the MSM didn’t notice.

 

[Bluearmy]

The rags I know (two!) are convinced they will hit the ground running and -to quote one of the dizzy fuckers- "You'll be lost in the dust once we're settled."
So this Ten-Bob bloke is going to take the Prem by storm, is he? He's going to leave Pep, Bingo, Tuchel and everyone else behind as his 'new signings' get the rags off to a flying start, disappearing over the horizon never to be caught by the rest of us?
I know these chaps reasonably well, and believe me it's not gallows humour that makes them say this sort of thing - they truly believe it.

They are in a massive hole now. How many of their players are top 4 level?? 2 or 3 max. With Conte staying at Spuds and Chelsea now sold and over their issues, he will have a huge job to come 5th. Thats if they get the transfers right. If they don't he could easily be gone by Christmas

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

The rags I know (two!) are convinced they will hit the ground running and -to quote one of the dizzy fuckers- "You'll be lost in the dust once we're settled."
So this Ten-Bob bloke is going to take the Prem by storm, is he? He's going to leave Pep, Bingo, Tuchel and everyone else behind as his 'new signings' get the rags off to a flying start, disappearing over the horizon never to be caught by the rest of us?
I know these chaps reasonably well, and believe me it's not gallows humour that makes them say this sort of thing - they truly believe it.

Who are these delusional fuckwits you choose to associate yourself with?!

 

[Blue Mist]

The rags I know (two!) are convinced they will hit the ground running and -to quote one of the dizzy fuckers- "You'll be lost in the dust once we're settled."
So this Ten-Bob bloke is going to take the Prem by storm, is he? He's going to leave Pep, Bingo, Tuchel and everyone else behind as his 'new signings' get the rags off to a flying start, disappearing over the horizon never to be caught by the rest of us?
I know these chaps reasonably well, and believe me it's not gallows humour that makes them say this sort of thing - they truly believe it.

I believe it as well, off to a flying start........ 3 matches against average to poor teams and then fuck all. Try telling him it is what you do over a season that counts.

 

[BrianW]

This new manager has got one hell of a massive job ahead of him.

To be fair, I think Pep himself would struggle to sort the Rags' mess out. The club is rotten to the core, and the squad is basically shite, working towards shite, or at the end of their careers. And they don't have limitless money.

Loving it!

 

[bluethrunthru]

as reality bites this summer will be a massive one of " we are in for" followed by " never wanted him anyway" at the swamp

 

[Blueknows]

To accurate for the "joke" thread.

Only thing missing is "supported them from a young age "

 

[mat]

Bruno looks excited for the new season.

 

[davek1808]

Irrelevant scum!!!!!!

 

[Grassland Blue]

I think they'll struggle to get top 8 this coming season.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

as reality bites this summer will be a massive one of " we are in for" followed by " never wanted him anyway" at the swamp

If they do sign anyone he will be the greatest player ever.
Till September.
Enjoy it blues I never thought I'd see either them been so shit and us been so fucking brilliant.

 

[bluethrunthru]

If they do sign anyone he will be the greatest player ever.
Till September.
Enjoy it blues I never thought I'd see either them been so shit and us been so fucking brilliant.

Seems like Darwin Nunez is spurning them for the dippers instead - the dippers can offer UCL football and the rags are finding that their huge contract offers are no longer as attractive to players who's Thursday nights are probably already booked up

 

[fitzy blue]

Seems like Darwin Nunez is spurning them for the dippers instead - the dippers can offer UCL football and the rags are finding that their huge contract offers are no longer as attractive to players who's Thursday nights are probably already booked up

Suppose who ever Darwin ends up signing for he'll be expecting "Natural selection"

 

[crazyg]

Suppose who ever Darwin ends up signing for he'll be expecting "Natural selection"

He won't be the missing link, though.