United Thread - 2021/22

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old blue said:
They have finally got the bus to the quayside and are sorting through the detritus. So far they have found a key that has never been used, they think it should have been used to unlock Pogba. A pair of Zebra pants (heavily soiled). They have not finished yet so can you think of further treasures to surface?
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You’ll not be needing forensics to know the drivers seat will stink of piss.
 
I was pleasantly surprised to hear one of the more intelligent older rags wax lyrical about Jack Grealish on 606 recently. Said Southgate should mold the England team around him and just let him play. Couldn’t agree more. The lad has immense talent.
 
old blue said:
They have finally got the bus to the quayside and are sorting through the detritus. So far they have found a key that has never been used, they think it should have been used to unlock Pogba. A pair of Zebra pants (heavily soiled). They have not finished yet so can you think of further treasures to surface?
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Is there a sort of hobbit like skeleton gripping tightly onto the steering wheel, refusing to let go as it sank ever deeper?
 
Blue Mist said:
England are desperately trying to be Liverpool .......in that they refuse to score goals and yet Southgate has already all but ruled out taking Fish Fingers and Sancho to the World Cup.
Before signing his career away by joining them, Sancho was a very good young player. 2 years under Pep and he would have been first on Southgate team sheet (well second after Foden, ergh third after Walker well about 6th after Sterling Grealish etc)
Why do the media not mention the rags are destroying him? Even now, when they are a car crash of a club, not one journalist will ask why Sancho has flopped. They are above criticism from the press.
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The coaching and whatnot at United is awful

There’s not a single player that’s gone there in years now and become a better player, they all go noticeably backwards. Sancho is the latest example.

Even Pogba, completely different player when he’s with France and when he was at Juventus. People talk about his poor attitude and wanting away. Can you blame him? He probably knows they’re a joke and wants to go to a side who don’t make all their players regress. He’s probably not the problem.

Maguire was way overpriced but I swear he’s a joke now compared to when he was at Leicester or playing for England at the World Cup. He looked a pretty solid defender back then. Now under Man Utd he’s become the national joke and even taking his Man Utd ways into England
 
Must be pretty tough being a rag. Linked with Ings the day we sign Haaland, and then articles about being snubbed. 284C575D-E92C-4081-BBA6-2F537526E840.jpeg
 
Crooked_rain said:
The coaching and whatnot at United is awful

There’s not a single player that’s gone there in years now and become a better player, they all go noticeably backwards. Sancho is the latest example.

Even Pogba, completely different player when he’s with France and when he was at Juventus. People talk about his poor attitude and wanting away. Can you blame him? He probably knows they’re a joke and wants to go to a side who don’t make all their players regress. He’s probably not the problem.

Maguire was way overpriced but I swear he’s a joke now compared to when he was at Leicester or playing for England at the World Cup. He looked a pretty solid defender back then. Now under Man Utd he’s become the national joke and even taking his Man Utd ways into England
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There is a reason City binned Sancho - Attitude. Him to the Rag's was always going to end up with him going backwards in his development.

Pogba will always be an enigma.

We were interested in Maguire as a SQUAD player but I don't think we were ever going to build a team around him. The Rag's thought they were being clever when they outbid us but he was way overpriced and again he's gone backwards to the point where he can't even get the basics right.

Their coaching staff seem to be stuck in the mid-90's along with most of their fans with the "We're Manchester United" bollocks. A lot of it is probably down to the Piscan still stinking the place out and the longer he clings on the better for me.
 
Trevor Morley's Tache said:
There is a reason City binned Sancho - Attitude. Him to the Rag's was always going to end up with him going backwards in his development.

Pogba will always be an enigma.

We were interested in Maguire as a SQUAD player but I don't think we were ever going to build a team around him. The Rag's thought they were being clever when they outbid us but he was way overpriced and again he's gone backwards to the point where he can't even get the basics right.

Their coaching staff seem to be stuck in the mid-90's along with most of their fans with the "We're Manchester United" bollocks. A lot of it is probably down to the Piscan still stinking the place out and the longer he clings on the better for me.
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The coaching is stuck in the 90’s. I suppose ten bob is their attempt to move forward and try to catch us up.

I don't think they will catch Arsenal
 
chedinho said:
The coaching is stuck in the 90’s. I suppose ten bob is their attempt to move forward and try to catch us up.

I don't think they will catch Arsenal
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I think that they'll be lucky to finish in the top half of the table.
Half the squad has either been let go because they weren't very good, or they retired.
Players are reluctant to go there as they've got no C/L football.
The debt the rags are carrying is not reducing.
The swamp needs a re vamp.

Poundland Pep has got a very difficult job on his hands.
 
chedinho said:
The coaching is stuck in the 90’s. I suppose ten bob is their attempt to move forward and try to catch us up.

I don't think they will catch Arsenal
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They are stuck in a time warp no doubt. I think last season was when their chickens finally came home to roost. I think even the officials have given up on bailing them out. That season under Solksjaer when they kept getting all those pens blew my mind, ridiculous assistance from the authorities. Anyway, I'm hoping for a sustained period in the doldrums for them, whereby the highlight of their season is reaching the 5th round of the FA Cup.
 
Crooked_rain said:
The coaching and whatnot at United is awful

There’s not a single player that’s gone there in years now and become a better player, they all go noticeably backwards. Sancho is the latest example.

Even Pogba, completely different player when he’s with France and when he was at Juventus. People talk about his poor attitude and wanting away. Can you blame him? He probably knows they’re a joke and wants to go to a side who don’t make all their players regress. He’s probably not the problem.

Maguire was way overpriced but I swear he’s a joke now compared to when he was at Leicester or playing for England at the World Cup. He looked a pretty solid defender back then. Now under Man Utd he’s become the national joke and even taking his Man Utd ways into England
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You forgot to put....
And long may it continue.
Re Maguire, you are bang on. He was decent at Leicester so why is no one asking why he now couldn't get a game with Tranmere.
Was Bissaka was never a top 4 player but hell, he has regressed so much he'd struggle in any PL team.

As the Edwin Hawkins Singers once sang (try saying that without your teeth in)
'Oh happy days'
 
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