United Thread - 2021/22

[fitzy blue]

Attention:
His Holiness Pope John Paul the Second is ill and cannot deliver Sunday Mass.
He has therefore asked me to relay his message.....

Who the Fuck are man united

I'm sure he also asked them to "Come Forth" but he knew that was pushing it.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Blessed be the Zebras for they will inherit the earth.

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

 

[mat]

 

[Blueknows]

Their last financial results were Terrible. Seems they’re about to spend a shit load more money with no CL income. They could be in serious trouble if they don’t quality next season.

Gill and Co will see to that with the history coefficients they want to implement after next season

 

[Charlesfarsbar]

Utd fans at work used to complain he was too slow. To which I'd say that Dave Silva isn't quick and Chelsea didn't seem to think he was too slow.
Problem for utd is that they want to play Fergusons 90's style 442 that brought them so much success. So even when they've got a technical player they don't know how to use him. Just don't understand why he stayed so long

Ferguson apparently passed on David Silva because he was too slow …

 

[Blue Floyd]

You know what must be bad? Waking up after a nightmare and you're still a united fan. That must linger in the brain

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

Big nose!!!

 

[urban genie]

This should moisten the Eyes of the most hard-heated Bert.



I just can’t believe he’s going now. I bought he’d gone years ago.

Wasted his career sitting on their bench

 

[Blue Mist]

I'm sure he also asked them to "Come Forth" but he knew that was pushing it.

That deserves more than a like.

 

[mac]

Ferguson apparently passed on David Silva because he was too slow …

Fergus isn't that slow. He made it off the motorway quickly enough before he shit his self. The whiskey nosed corpse.

 

[the blue panther]

Fergus isn't that slow. He made it off the motorway quickly enough before he shit his self. The whiskey nosed corpse.

Choked and nearly spat my tea out :-)

 

[Jazzman]

Do I understand it correctly that a US court rejected a Civil lawsuit against Ronaldo on the grounds that the football leaks Material is illegally obtained and therefore cannot be used ? So he cannot be sued for damages in connection with the claimed rape.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Do I understand it correctly that a US court rejected a Civil lawsuit against Ronaldo on the grounds that the football leaks Material is illegally obtained and therefore cannot be used ? So he cannot be sued for damages in connection with the claimed rape.

That's what I read into it.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Wasted his career sitting on their bench

I would be crying all the way to my Swiss bank account thinking about how much I have screwed out of them. If I was him

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

The way they are going, they will be the second choice of troy deeney, where his no1 option is assistant pie picker at small heath central.

 

[Vienna_70]

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

It’s obviously not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.

 

[old blue]

Hot off the presses, news that divers have found a bus in the Ship Canal. The leader of the expedition excitedly claimed it must have been down there for years, its ownership at the moment is a mystery, all we know is that it is an open topped vehicle and residents say that they have not seen one for years.

They have finally got the bus to the quayside and are sorting through the detritus. So far they have found a key that has never been used, they think it should have been used to unlock Pogba. A pair of Zebra pants (heavily soiled). They have not finished yet so can you think of further treasures to surface?

 

[malg]

This should moisten the Eyes of the most hard-heated Bert.



I just can’t believe he’s going now. I bought he’d gone years ago.

He knows there is a huge market out there for ex Rags who buy into the 'Yoonitd Way' bollocks. Their ex players are very Dipper like in their cult mentality.

 

[Infinite blue]

Big nose!!!

Better listen up mate, might say blessed are the big noses!

 

[Spanishbob]

SCUM