United Thread - 2021/22

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With regards to this meeting with the 1958 mob. Someone is trying to make us believe that they set off to go to his house to force a confrontation. As they got near they decided to have a pint in the pub to discuss tactics.
Meanwhile, as they were driving down someone decided to tip of whatsisname. Not only about the confrontation but about the fact they were going to the boozer. Being a clever so and so, rag whatsisname says to himself 'I know what I will do, I'll go to the pub to defuse the situation '

If any Blue believes that they want sectioning.
It was a set up from the start. Where it went wrong was when the idiot recorded it and posted it online.
 
jrb said:
The 1958
@The__1958
An underground group of reds intent on upholding the values of Manchester United, its culture and traditions. The 1958 are not here for likes or followers.


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How much do these self entitled twats want them to spend on players.

Is a billion not enough
 
Blue Mist said:
I knew a rag and a mate who drove to London to see the rags, iirc Arsenal. He didn't know how to get home, he just knew it was north, so he found the North Circular (good start) this got them to the A1 North, (doing well so far) and they stayed on that until they saw a sign for Leeds...... the fact that it was the M62 was incidental. He knew where Leeds was and that he could get home from there.
OK this happened 20 years ago but the sheer stupidity, I asked him how he got there, he said it was dead easy !
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After the Wolves Cup final, we stopped for a pint(or two) the only capable driver for the rest of the journey was Garth. Garth wasn't an experienced driver, no test or anything like that but was willing to have a ho.
The rest of us fell asleep. When we woke up Garth was somewhere in Yorkshire. He had stayed on the M1 and just kept going. When he finally exited he got lost in some fog in the hills.

Finally made it back about 6.00am
 
asahartford1 said:
After the Wolves Cup final, we stopped for a pint(or two) the only capable driver for the rest of the journey was Garth. Garth wasn't an experienced driver, no test or anything like that but was willing to have a ho.
The rest of us fell asleep. When we woke up Garth was somewhere in Yorkshire. He had stayed on the M1 and just kept going. When he finally exited he got lost in some fog in the hills.

Finally made it back about 6.00am
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Oh man, I am trying to portray all rags as thick bastards and you post this !!!!

Brilliant story though.
 
jrb said:
The 1958
@The__1958
An underground group of reds intent on upholding the values of Manchester United, its culture and traditions. The 1958 are not here for likes or followers.


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This has to be a parody account?

Or is it like an introduction to a new series on Disney?

Don't these mardarses know the glazers couldn't give the slightest fuck about zebra pants or the lesbian with the beard.
 
BBC sport.
Section about players available on a free.
Pogba has an amazing range of passes ??.
Now wait for the best bit.
Lingard will need to find a club who will give him playing time.......
Are you ready.


Because its a world cup year.

What has that got to do with that twat.
Unless he needs appearance fees so he can afford to get to a few games
 
Blue Mist said:
Oh man, I am trying to portray all rags as thick bastards and you post this !!!!

Brilliant story though.
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I have to add the best bit, which you may struggle to believe.
While we were trying to get out of the thick fog we suddenly saw a young woman.an alone at the side of the road. We stopped and she was crying and had snot running from her nose(that bit always stayed with me).
Her story was a bloke took her there and dumped her. We drove to the nearest habitation , found a police station and handed her over.
They said she was known to them and they would sort it, and off we went.

Things you get up to watching City.
 
Betterdeedthan red said:
BBC sport.
Section about players available on a free.
Pogba has an amazing range of passes ??.
Now wait for the best bit.
Lingard will need to find a club who will give him playing time.......
Are you ready.


Because its a world cup year.

What has that got to do with that twat.
Unless he needs appearance fees so he can afford to get to a few games
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Is he any less effective than Mason Mount?
 
Betterdeedthan red said:
BBC sport.
Section about players available on a free.
Pogba has an amazing range of passes ??.
Now wait for the best bit.
Lingard will need to find a club who will give him playing time.......
Are you ready.


Because its a world cup year.

What has that got to do with that twat.
Unless he needs appearance fees so he can afford to get to a few games
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Southgate would probably play him as the 8th defensive player
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
I actually disagree with that. He is a footballer, but hasn’t been coached for the last 5 years, at least.

He‘s actually quite effective when used correctly. Just look at his time at West Ham.
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Bollocks.
He's absolutely useless.
He's never scored more than about 8 goals in a season.
Only ever played for England cos he wore that stupid Salford red sox shirt
 
Betterdeedthan red said:
Bollocks.
He's absolutely useless.
He's never scored more than about 8 goals in a season.
Only ever played for England cos he wore that stupid Salford red sox shirt
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We’ll have to disagree. He scores important goals in finals too.

He gets shit for his social media bollocks, but that’s largely because he’s been mismanaged at the rags and had a lot of time on his hands.

A lot of which is taken up by looking after his brother.
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
We’ll have to disagree. He scores important goals in finals too.

He gets shit for his social media bollocks, but that’s largely because he’s been mismanaged at the rags and had a lot of time on his hands.

A lot of which is taken up by looking after his brother.
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Let's see what club he ends up at.
If he was that good would West Ham have gone to town to sign him last year.
He had a good start there on loan then went back to his usual standard.
Diving and moaning.
The guys a twat
 
Betterdeedthan red said:
Let's see what club he ends up at.
If he was that good would West Ham have gone to town to sign him last year.
He had a good start there on loan then went back to his usual standard.
Diving and moaning.
The guys a twat
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The rags wanted too much money for him and let him rot in the reserves.

He scored 9 goals in 16 games for West Ham. (A little more than 8 goals for a whole season that you suggested).

Everyone dives and moans at the rags, it’s in their DNA.

He might be different when out of there clutches.

The guy acts a twat on social media and does some shite goal celebrations. Google what he’s had to go through with is brother and family in general and see if you still think he’s a ****.
 
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